The Goofiest Conservative on TikTok w/ FunkyFrogBait

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  @verierii · 3 years ago · pinned

  I ate an onion

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  @erexts · 11 months ago

  as a trans dude my fav thing to say to transphobic ppl who say &quot;your gender is what&apos;s in your pant&quot; is &quot;so you&apos;re a d!ck/p$ssy&quot;<br>and then they reply &quot;i&apos;m a man&quot;<br>&quot;oh so you have a man in your pants 👀&quot;<br><br>to whoever came up with that, you&apos;re a genius

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  @JaxEspiritu · 1 year ago

  My parent is nonbinary and up until i was 8 years old i told people that “my sha sha isn’t a girl or a boy they a sha sha”

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  @liam6396 · 3 years ago

  &quot;Society needs strong manly men&quot; No. I need strong manly men. In my arms. I&apos;m gay

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  @shayiscray911 · 1 year ago

  As a bi woman i fought to pay for the first date since i asked him out, he accepted and we hit a year in a week. The fact that he doesnt have a toxic masculinity bone in his body and he is best friends with my sister who is trans... Imma ask this man to marry me in the fall if he doesnt ask me first

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  @HarlequinnProduction · 3 years ago

  I will ALWAYS be “mommy” to my child even though I’m nonbinary. My child has recently started calling me “Mr. Mommy” and I love it!

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  @peaxhyswan · 3 years ago

  He said if someone says “I identify as” means they are pretending to be that thing…. So if a cis man says “I identify as a man” means they are actually a woman? Ok, ok ✅

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  @sarahfrance7869 · 3 years ago

  As a teacher, I appreciate how that guy gives me enough credit to think I can make his son transition genders. <br>If I could indoctrinate the youth, they&apos;d always have a pencil and wear deodorant... But I&apos;m still passing out pencils to a stinky room so

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  @sallycacher · 1 year ago

  my 5yo cousin calls her parent “Zaza” and will tell anyone who will listen “my zazas not a boy or a girl, zazas a nothing!”

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  @lone8217 · 3 years ago

  As a gay man, I can confirm we do indeed arm wrestle for the bill. If one still insists on paying after he loses, it has to escalate to a fight to the death. I’ve lost 3 dates this way 😔

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  @veselijlis · 2 years ago

  As a gay man you got it absolutely right:<br>Me and my boyfriend at the end of the date fight to the death. Because I wanted to pay and he said he wants to pay. But I cannot let him. And he cannot either. So we fight and the loser doesn’t pay.

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  @ZafiroBeahan · 1 year ago

  i’m a 21 year old trans guy and when i came out at 17 my parent told me it inspired them to confront their own gender identity and they discovered they were nonbinary. we had a beautiful cry over our respective self-discovery journeys and discussed how we’d address each other. now they call me their son and i call them my Zaz. it’s wonderful :,)

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