The Solar Eclipse Is Not What You Think, Seek Shelter Immediately!

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  @thegameplayer125 · 2 years ago

  now it's time for dark somnium and lighthouse horror to release an eclipse horror story

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• ME

  @MechanicalMercenary · 2 years ago

  Glad to see the opportunity was not missed.

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• SH

  @shadowmeister2081 · 2 years ago

  Sun: &quot;Looks like you lose this time old friend.&quot;<br><br>Earth: &quot;WITH THIS SACRED COLLIDER, I SUMMO...&quot;

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• AR

  @arvettadelashmit9337 · 2 years ago

  I&apos;m staying home tomorrow (4-8-2024) to avoid being out on the road during the Solar Eclipse. There may be a lot of extra traffic on the roads. Anything could happen if someone tries to watch the eclipse, while driving, and talking on a cell-phone. Great story.

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• HO

  @howl13 · 2 years ago

  damn jackie!! i can’t control the sun !!

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• EP

  @epicdanger6921 · 2 years ago

  If it wasn&apos;t for the man-made black hole the earth would have at least stood a chance of recovery. When he mentioned CERN and the black spot I knew it was game over for everything.

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• MA

  @magicpyroninja · 2 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6_ItDToKM&amp;t=2805">46:45</a> Now I&apos;ve got an image of the Earth with all the continents shifting places randomly right alongside the mad hatter from Alice in wonderland yelling switch places

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• CA

  @carolbrownleehalbert3593 · 2 years ago

  I feel it is only an eclipse ... If not, so be it for i cannot worry about something i have absolutely NO CONTROL over ...

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• AC

  @AC_Smitte · 2 years ago

  I like how the one astronaut had no idea why they wouldn’t be able to communicate to Earth with no power for the servers on Earth. How is he an astronaut?

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• KY

  @kylewallace377 · 2 years ago

  Damn. Its crazy to think a &quot;STORY&quot; would piss so many people off lol. It&apos;s not like they choose to listen to it either. (Sarcasm) Ppl crack me up

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• BM

  @bman2617 · 2 years ago

  Tune in next week for &quot; I pulled out. Now my unborn kids are haunting my dreams.&quot;

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• TH

  @TheRockinDonkey · 2 years ago

  I had to laugh when the guy said “my radios solid state, runs on tubes”. <br><br>That’s literally opposites

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