Online Reviews are Full of Mental People

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  @pickanapple · 4 months ago

  I haven't eaten for two weeks, glad to be able to eat again

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  @BestTechnoMixes · 4 months ago

  The kid at the zoo is such a simple fix, you tell the kid, "That's where he pees from". Problem solved. That lady should not be a parent.

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  @tessaclark1535 · 4 months ago

  The zoo is the number one location for the introduction of sex education for toddlers. That parent should have been relieved that they weren’t actively mating, my three year old twins found it hilarious when the elephants got going.

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  @nullskey8370 · 4 months ago

  “i neglected my dog and it had to be shaved and now i’m sad!” treat your dog better groomers can’t do miracles

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  @Absolute_miro12 · 4 months ago

  The worst kind of complaints I get as a server at a restaurant is ones that are literally just people’s personal opinions. I see it all the time in the reviews stuff like “I didn’t like the way (insert food) was made because I normally do it this way (insert personal preference)” like okay then don’t come back? Get something different? Not every restaurant can cater to your taste

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  @carolwade · 4 months ago

  “They have to build a goon cave for zebras?” <a href="https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/brandnewsentence">#BrandNewSentence</a>

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  @ToeNailGathering · 4 months ago

  Bought an L shaped desk recently, i checked the reviews and a woman gave it 1 star because it turned out T shaped.<br><br>All she had to do was double check the instructions, it was so obvious what she did wrong and this pisses me off.<br><br>Thanks for listening to my talk

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  @hols2098 · 4 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M28aChMQExM&amp;t=969">16:09</a> I know straight people who call their significant other &apos;partner&apos; 😭

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  @TheLastSheikah · 4 months ago

  People turning up when the business is closed insisting that you should open up for them seems to be everywhere... I used to work overnight re-stocking at M&amp;S and grannies knocking on the window at 2AM wanting to buy milk was a regular occurrence

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  @IagreewithDmitri · 4 months ago

  I should not have been drinking during that zoo review. Nearly choked to death 💀💀

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  @peacefulpineapple407 · 4 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M28aChMQExM&amp;t=1320">22:00</a> I recently left the farmers market with way more than I planned to buy so I didn&apos;t have a bag and dropped a container of cherry tomatoes while putting stuff in my car, went in to buy another one and the person saw what happened and just gave them to me. But you shouldn&apos;t EXPECT that, that&apos;s the problem.

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  @UnfoundFilms · 4 months ago

  As someone in customer service its so hard not to laugh when customers threaten to ‘go to social media’. Like its adorable they think they have ANY degree of influence 😂

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