Not even a Hitman Expert could save me
156K views · Jun 12, 2026 · Gaming
Comments · 126
@kumquatted · 3 months ago
oh boy, this video is gonna go hamburgers
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@americangizmopied · 3 months ago
big a and squeex hitman videos are fucking incredible
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@itsnotlogan4 · 3 months ago
My 3 favorite bald hitmen
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@proshot10 · 3 months ago
I don't know I think he has what it takes guys
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@RioGuy596 · 3 months ago
It's fascinating how Squeex constantly switches between being the most incompetent person of all time and being so locked in he could pass as an actual real-life Hitman.
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@monsoon_og · 3 months ago
both of these hairlines equal one agent 47
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@sepplin · 3 months ago
Awwww pookie couldnt even hurt the billionaire CEO of a healthcare company 🥺🥺🥺
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@SentiNel090 · 3 months ago
Nothing can save Squeex as he's incapable of doing three things at once. (Streaming, playing, talking)
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@LieutenantAva · 3 months ago
Another hitman video? I’m literally in heaven I think 😭😭
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@bradleyhopper3002 · 3 months ago
You know you're getting your money's worth when your coach goes "nonono get inside, get inside, oh god-"
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@TheChurchofJim · 3 months ago
I unironically am willing to believe Atrioc didn't get sponsored on 007 because his speedrunner impatient anti story brain would paint the game in a bad light even if he was trying to be positive 😭😂
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@Baby_boodle · 3 months ago (edited)
Atrioc saying you're balding while his hairline is so far back is crazy
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