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50K views · Aug 12, 2026 · Entertainment
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@VaazkLShorts · 1 month ago · pinned
A COMPILATION! MINI ONE! DROP SOME IDEAS! DAILY MEMES
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@Fayanora · 1 month ago
The Martians are killing the dude with a hammer instead of a ray gun because they don't want to damage his astronaut suit. They're gonna kill him with blunt force trauma, steal his suit, wash it out, and resell it on the green market.
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@Iwanow11111 · 1 month ago
All dogs speak english.<br>They keep asking : "How, how, how!"
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@rumpelstilzz · 1 month ago
Yes, European badger looks cute af, but it's a trap. They too will invite you to a cup of tea and some custard cream at their cottage, and THERE they will shank you for your wallet. Trust me bro, I know a guy, it's what heppened to him.
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@Mpelikaan · 1 month ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltext_NNFic&t=277">4:37</a> the Humpty Dumpty rhyme is actually about a cannon that fell and broke
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@The_Fallen_SunV1 · 1 month ago
Vaazkl: <b>Posts 2 videos in 1 day</b> "I hope they don't freak out..."<br><br>Literally everyone: "Holy shoot 2 cakes!"
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@so_sigmax · 1 month ago
So much dementia in this one
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@LORDTHANATOSOFZZZ · 1 month ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltext_NNFic&t=328">5:28</a> As an australian fairy bread is peak what in the nine circles of hell are you going on about
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@CeoOfRacism · 1 month ago
Brutalism with plants is actually fire
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@TackyKnacky · 1 month ago (edited)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltext_NNFic&t=337">5:37</a> damn. It cut off before he could finish saying, "It tastes horrifically divine."
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@KinlaYT-ILikeTrains · 1 month ago (edited)
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltext_NNFic&t=379">6:19</a> Imagine someone just goes "give me my money now. It's gonna be me." I totally wouldn't be the person to say that no why would I be that person? 😅
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@NiennaFan1 · 1 month ago
@<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltext_NNFic&t=205">3:25</a> this replier describes an unhealthy dynamic (not wanting to argue with someone who has more power in the relationship than you do), and “never arguing” is only a good thing if by never arguing you mean you discuss your disagreements but don’t devolve into shouting matches because all relationships will involve disagreement and suppressing disagreement just means that people aren’t being honest about being upset and probably one person is always getting their way
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