Hallmark’s most ABSURD plot ever

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• TA

  @talkinghallmark · 3 months ago · pinned

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• YL

  @Yllania · 8 months ago (edited)

  I like how the Queen is absolutely shocked at all her behaviors like shes never seen them before. Her daughter did not just spring from the earth yesterday, you raised her like that, youre at fault here lmao. I get shes Queen and busy, but you have the money to hire quality nannies and tutors, and your daughter is desperate to spend time with you, thats a bad sign for a mom.<br><br>Also them needing Americans to whip her into shape when they have their own military academy sure is, something.

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• SA

  @sakurarara4725 · 3 months ago

  my gym class was more of a boot camp than this

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• VA

  @valerierehmke679 · 8 months ago (edited)

  Using degrees centigrade instead of Fahrenheit would mean she set the oven lower rather than higher. So why did the cookies burn?

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• CA

  @carriecrayon7277 · 8 months ago

  I love how this group of camp attendees, who (supposedly) have never undergone strict, physically-taxing, training regimes in their life before… includes a professional NFL player and kpop star. OKAY.

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• ON

  @oneBROKEgirlWITHcats · 8 months ago

  1. I love the idea that a member of the royal family (any royal family) can barely read, doesn&apos;t speak at least two foreign languages, didn&apos;t have tons of private tutors and the best schools, and wasn&apos;t prepared for their future role since childhood. <br>2. Even if the princess doesn&apos;t know that the oven is in Fahrenheit, there are at least two Americans there. <br>3. Who will tell the people at Hallmark that most Eastern European countries celebrate Christmas in mid-January? Although I don&apos;t know about royal families in Eastern Europe, because none of them have survived to this day, due to, you know, Stalin.

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• JA

  @jasperbee3 · 3 months ago

  That’s not a military boot camp, that’s a power of friendship boot camp

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• TH

  @TheFiddleTwix · 8 months ago

  Honestly, a boot camp specifically for rich spoiled people being 10 days long, very cushy compared to a real one, and having a commanding officer who both can&apos;t seem to be more intimidating than a poodle and agrees with his subordinates and pouts when they chastise him for being too commanding and not supportive enough...I can totally see that. lol Like I imagine this place started out rougher, but just rich parent after rich parent would rain hell on them for making their children sweat, or yelling at them, or getting a boo-boo or something, and it turned into this army-skinned high school gym class.

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• JA

  @jasperbee3 · 3 months ago (edited)

  The sign language scene is killing me because they’re both using american sign language. Well Violet learned sign language at home right? Well there are (at least!) 47 european sign languages, and 300+ sign languages world wide. Like no way would this girl would know specifically ASL 😭😭

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• MY

  @myyoutube7366 · 8 months ago

  &quot;mine&apos;s missing pictures :(&quot; okaayy my illiterate queeen

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• ED

  @edschulhof6303 · 8 months ago

  It looks like most of the budget went to our girl&apos;s makeup, It never changes. You would not slide down a rope without gloves.

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• FO

  @FourthDrawerDown · 8 months ago

  Private Ryan’s dimples are too cute for him to be an authority figure

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