A Race Designed to Torture People
2.3M views · Aug 14, 2022 · Gaming
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@Valefisk · 4 years ago · pinned
This one took a ludicrous amount of extra editing but i think you'll agree it was worth it. Doesn't help that I had to learn After Effects while I had covid either.<br><br>I might also make an extra q&a video on the second channel to talk about the weird world of MCC theater files. I need to rant.
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@Black.Templar_002 · 1 year ago
its been 2 years, and yet the "annual" mongoose race has not returned yet. vale lied to us, how shocking
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@AUS_Cyclops · 1 year ago (edited)
Fun Fact: I have actually talked to joe himself while trying to find a download for the map (he's actually really nice btw). While talking to joe I learnt that the map was not actually designed to be a torture map. In fact you are actually meant to SPEEDRUN THE MAP
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@Zadrias6386 · 4 years ago
Just that one guy that went “oh no” when vale said “one lap” knew immediately that he signed up for a torture game…
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@january0th · 4 years ago (edited)
Rat stages of grief:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=1004">16:44</a> Anger <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=1149">19:09</a> More anger<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=1263">21:03</a> Denial, depression and more anger<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=1420">23:40</a> Bargaining<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=1640">27:20</a> More depression and more anger<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=1730">28:50</a> (Same rat radio as before) First acceptance <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=1890">31:30</a> Me trying to assist the rats and more anger<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=2115">35:15</a> Delusions, denial, acceptance, bargaining and more anger<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=2265">37:45</a> Denial, some realization of what a monster Joe is and more anger<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=2525">42:05</a> Catharsis by rejecting Candy's offer to bargain but still with more anger<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=2551">42:31</a> (Same rat Radio) Teddy's fast food order<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=2737">45:37</a> Denial, Extreme Depression, more catharsis and more anger<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=3065">51:05</a> Acceptance and embracing their loss and the sweet pain of Joe<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=3120">52:00</a> Relive by inflicting pain to their captor with more depression and anger<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=3158">52:38</a> Pope manage to go pas 32 and finally seeing a glimpse of hope<br> Vale bargaining with Candy and more rat revenge<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=3255">54:15</a> Candy's payment and more anger <br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=3324">55:24</a> The game was rigged from the start by the reveal of vale addiction to Joepium to them, and more anger<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=3390">56:30</a> Rats trying to stop the inevitable<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=3425">57:05</a> Vale is rapidly approaching your location<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=3500">58:20</a> Long live the King and acceptance
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@K3end0 · 4 years ago (edited)
i love the idea joe made such a complex course it literally took him days if not weeks to create, yet made it so hard hes likely either barely played the map or hes spent genuinely hundreds of hours becoming its master
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@timothymclean · 4 years ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=635">10:35</a>: As soon as the rats heard that the goal was something simple, at <i>least</i> one of them recognized that they had agreed to record a torture video. Oh no indeed!<br><br>I am <i>shocked</i> that this game didn't devolve into gunfire more often!
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@512TheWolf512 · 4 years ago (edited)
The mere fact that this course is ACTUALLY doable, means that Joe mongoose is either absolutely insane, or the biggest genius in the entire halo community. Can you imagine how many hours it took him to test all of it and make sure it is? Unreal
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@do-nothingbear9474 · 4 years ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=1694">28:14</a> at that moment, I could genuinely feel the inner turmoil of vale experiencing empathy for a friend for the first time in his life
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@yeah8767 · 4 years ago
I’d like to imagine that Mr. Joe actually believed that someone could complete 3 full laps without going absolutely insane
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@thenotoriouskoj · 4 years ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTK-eoNwVSc&t=2117">35:17</a> “Candy, you’re a dead man.” He said calmly.
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@duncanwarrior99 · 4 years ago
As a person who completed Joe without knowing anything about it it was PAIN, took just under 7hrs to do. Mad respect for getting 16 people in to do it :)
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