This Is How You DON'T Play Baldur's Gate 3 Act 1 (Jamieking Edition)

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• DT

  @dtdt2121 · 2 years ago

  The parasite in Phil's head is gonna die of starvation

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• AC

  @Acrylescent · 2 years ago

  God has to answer for the creation of this man. I imagine he got tired of his complaining and just kicked him off a cloud into existence.<br><br>“Oh I’m going to be born now? What if I don’t want to be?”<br><br>“The doctor took me out of the womb and cut my umbilical cord, how is that fair?”<br><br>“So I’m supposed to breathe? I have to remember to do that? That’s fucking bullshit!”<br><br>“You see every-time I try to walk I fall, like I have legs why am I falling? that’s not fair!”<br><br>“Can I not eat solid food? I see other people eating regular food, but I can’t? This is starting to piss me off”

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• OH

  @OhThatRobin · 2 years ago

  “Oh a shadow of a dragon just went over us. It wont let me look up to see the dragon! Great game design guys!” <br>He’s so <b>dumb</b> the shadow is the games way of showing you that <b>because</b> it’s not the kind of game that lets you look up. Likely there is no dragon model up there to save on time and resources for something you’re gonna see in a cutscene in five seconds anyways. Gods he’s so infuriating.

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• YO

  @YouKnowItsVain · 2 years ago

  This just in! Washed up streamer learns 80% chance to hit does not mean 100% chance to hit!

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• FL

  @FlamingGnats · 1 year ago

  It&apos;s understandable to not know all of D&amp;Ds terms and rules but he clearly had no interest in learning either.

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• SY

  @syntaxterror9479 · 2 years ago

  Puts sorcerer on the front line. Tries to hide the rogue in broad daylight. Does ranged attacks in melee range. Targets distant enemies with melee attacks while next to other enemies. Targets self and allies without realizing it. I&apos;ve seen this man cast spells that give advantage while under the status effect of conditions that give disadvantage (negating the advantage AND wasting a spell slot). I almost feel like he&apos;s bad on purpose so he can have an excuse to not play this game.

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• OH

  @OhThatRobin · 2 years ago

  “Turn based mode? What’s that? I’ve playing for thirty hours”<br>This man is allergic to reading.

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• T3

  @T3hS14ppy · 1 year ago

  &quot;What&apos;s the point of turn based mode?&quot;<br><br>Also Phil: <b>gets pelted by the Moon maiden balls in the underdark like she owns him</b>

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• DA

  @damascusraven · 1 year ago

  <b>selects action</b><br><b>selects target</b><br><b>character performs selected action at selected target</b><br>&quot;Doooood! &nbsp;I didn&apos;t wahnt thaaaaat! &nbsp;This game is so stooopid!&quot;

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• LU

  @luciainvicta5553 · 2 years ago

  Big ups for sitting through his BG3 playthrough and making this. I would have died of brain rot within the first 5 minutes

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• PH

  @Philnemba · 2 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrxXfN72dNE&amp;t=5565">1:32:45</a> Astrarion: &quot;Honestly, you have no sense of fun.&quot; <br><br>This basically sums up Phil&apos;s playthrough of BG3 so far 😂🤣

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• LI

  @lizzaroo · 1 year ago

  This game shines a giant spotlight on how DSP views friendships. Everything from helping NPCs to his companions is always about what he can get out of it. He finds it pointless when he doesn&apos;t get a reward for helping out, gets mad when NPCs do something that is in character for them but hurts DSP or when DSP gets held accountable for his actions a few hours later because if he doesn&apos;t get punished the second he does something he thinks it was okay. No wonder he has no friends and a wife who only stays with him for the free doordash.

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