Can You Beat Thousand Year Door Without Mario?

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• CR

  @CR1MSONACE · 2 years ago

  <b>PAPER : The Thousand-Year Door</b>

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• LI

  @literallywho1440 · 2 years ago

  Mario being able to appeal makes sense since he&apos;s getting the glory &amp; fame despite not doing anything

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• UN

  @underrated1524 · 2 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KncdYRb918A&amp;t=1320">22:00</a> There&apos;s a reason you&apos;ve never seen that attack before. Whenever you whack Cortez&apos;s bone pile, he shrinks, and when shrunk, he can only use his charged attack.

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• TW

  @twigglyfiggly3429 · 2 years ago

  Imagine peach about to get an exorcism and just dipping for an hour to get groceries

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• JO

  @Jodocus-K · 2 years ago (edited)

  Absolutely love the idea of a &quot;Chosen Hero&quot; who, due to a prophecy, <i>has</i> to be involved in taking down the Great Evil Whatever, but they&apos;re a total wimp and coward... and instead of them training up and having, like, character development, a bunch of &quot;unchosen heroes&quot; just drag the chosen one along and do their job for them while having to make sure the &quot;hero&quot; doesn&apos;t die from the forces of evil or their own patheticness.

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• LO

  @LoquenderoInazuma · 2 years ago

  Paper Goombella: Thousand Multibonks

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• MF

  @mfamily9369 · 11 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KncdYRb918A&amp;t=1609">26:49</a> peak comedy

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• CH

  @Cheese-Slime-Sheriff · 2 years ago

  I like to imagine that Mario got cursed on the way to rougeport, removing his ability to fight other than first striking. This forces him to strategize, while he normally just attacks until the job is done. His partners recognize this and choose him as the leader, realizing that while he’s not actually able to fight, but is a great strategist.

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• LU

  @luciedaddle · 2 years ago

  rip goombella for being mvp for most of the video and not being in the thumbnail

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• ST

  @steam-powereddolphin5449 · 2 years ago

  The idea of Mario being a dirty coward and making everyone in his company do the dirty work reminds me of a Flash RPG duology called <i>Crystal Story</i> (the first game of which has been remade in Unity to...mixed reception, and there may or may not be a sequel remake on the way).<br>[SPOILERS BELOW, if you even care]<br><br>In the first game, an evil witch steals a crystal of power and uses it to resurrect a terrifying ancient beast. A man by the name of Hiro hires a startup company called Mercenary Inc. to take on the task of tracking down the witch and slaying this beast. Four adventurers accomplish this task...and Hiro is recorded as having single-handedly slain the beast himself, when in reality he never participated in combat nor dealt a lick of damage (and is fact is KO&apos;d be a weak attack in-cutscene and carried around in this unconscious state for most of the adventure).<br><br>The intro to the second game even summarizes the first as if Hiro was the one who slew the beast and restored peace (but it does give Mercenary Inc. an honorable mention).

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• DU

  @Dumbsparce · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KncdYRb918A&amp;t=1890">31:30</a> there’s something amusing about the fog enabling the dry bones to dodge a point blank explosion

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• ME

  @mehriotime1100 · 2 years ago

  The next day goombella was amitted to the hospital for multiple brain injuries

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