Zooliminology: Golbo Care Guide

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• IH

  @Ihaveawholepackofjellybeans · 2 years ago · pinned

  He stares in the distorted sun of the far plane, waiting for a new world to conquer, time not opposing him. He wished he could move but his whimsical structure bounded him to the force of gravity that held him so tight. But one day that changed.<br><br>A strange silhouette emerged with appendages that rattled with energy and bliss. Two eyes that stared so bright he wanted to run and fight. <br>In a pull of all he had only a mere shiver shook his body as the cried creature took him away.

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• D1

  @d1egolophu · 2 years ago

  Escape procedure being &quot;Just put it back&quot; is the realest thing

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• RU

  @ruth540 · 2 years ago

  &quot;Do not wash the Golbo&quot; <br><br>Little dude is dry clean only

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• MA

  @magiqian8304 · 2 years ago

  please never hurt golbo again

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• DA

  @DaughterOfDrakes · 2 years ago

  SCP foundation:<br>This is scromble. Do not touch scromble directly or it will *liquefy your bones*. Scromble must be fed 5 gallons of human cerebrospinal fluid every hour or it will REDACTED. Scromble can only be contained in a giant ballpit full of cat fetuses.<br><br>Zooliminology:<br>This is golbo. He&apos;s floppy so please pick him up with a tray. He prefers his bathtub with some biodiversity. If he&apos;s not in his bathtub please be gentle when you put him back.

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• LU

  @luishenrique9234 · 1 year ago

  Since Golbo doesn&apos;t move, and probably isn&apos;t capable of producing sound, the researcher&apos;s only way of knowing Golbo&apos;s ideal &quot;containment&quot; conditions and contentment must be through his eye, meaning, golbo cries when something is wrong.<br> &nbsp;That woud explain the tear marks under his eye being there even before the cut was made, and how the researchers know Golbo prefers being placed with his eye closer to the faucet despite it being such a specific fact.<br> &nbsp;I might be overthinking. Never the less, I love this video.

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• ID

  @IdoitDotPNG · 2 years ago

  ~6,480,000,000,000 Golbos would be equal to exactly one Chernobyl.

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• GR

  @grotebaby1827 · 2 years ago

  He looks like a depressed anteater and somehow it&apos;s the cutest depressed anteater I&apos;ve ever met

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• LA

  @ladyquen1281 · 2 years ago

  I like to think Golbo has a psychic ability where anything that hurts it feels intense guilt. Which is how it survives as it is, floppy, soft and devoid of the burden of bones.<br><br>&quot;Sorry, Golbo.&quot;

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• KA

  @kabooki22 · 2 years ago

  Though the enviornment in which Golbo lives isn&apos;t described, I like to imagine Golbo lives in an infinite grassy plain, just chilling on the floor for all of it&apos;s existence.

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• PA

  @pariidae · 1 year ago

  I spent SO long trying to find this video again. It had me googling things like &quot;bathtub creature from another dimension&quot; and &quot;glorbo bathtub creature&quot; for like half an hour, half convinced I had imagined the whole thing. I&apos;m so glad it&apos;s real and I finally found it again!

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• PR

  @prismaticerror6911 · 2 years ago

  He reminds me of a sponge. No specialized tissues (aside from organ and eye) and immobile unless it starts moving almost imperceptibly slowly and is found a few meters away. He makes me happy

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