The Sims, 1 Child Start...

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  @Τέντωμα · 11 months ago

  Later Sims games, &quot;You must have an adult to play&quot;. The OG Sims, &quot;An orphan? Yea fine, here&apos;s $20k, go nuts&quot;<br><br>Incidentally, having a burglar alarm OUTSIDE negates needing any inside. The alarm goes off as soon as any thieves approach the house. Old school trick to never get burgled.

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  @star_king1935 · 11 months ago

  So in conclusion this is why the real home alone kid didn&apos;t die in the film because the family was rich , I get it now

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  @williamtheratking5715 · 11 months ago

  &quot;i&apos;m in this endless loop of either losing money or grade point average&quot; as a college student this is the realist shit i&apos;ve ever heard!!🔥🔥🔥

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  @Supersteffy · 11 months ago

  Pro tip: IIRC you can study extra on a computer to improve grades easier. If you get your grades up high enough, your grandparents send you money for good grades.

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  @sik3xploit · 11 months ago

  lol I remember playing it as a kid, always being like &quot;what the hell do you mean I need friends to get a job promotion!?&quot;

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  @aheahe7943 · 11 months ago

  &quot;no, magic is not the answer&quot;<br>the necromantic undead maid cleaning his house: 💀

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  @Everyyoueverymiau · 11 months ago

  You were cooked when you didn’t get the best bed, fridge and tv right away

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  @joek6007 · 11 months ago

  &quot;What radicalized you?&quot;<br>&quot;Well there was this Ambiguousamphibian video...&quot;

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  @justkili · 11 months ago (edited)

  Your conclusion was actually the message the game was supposed to impart: consumerism makes your life better, but only because the alternative is death.

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  @Dlihclive · 11 months ago

  This perfectly encapsulates every The Sims 1 run from my youth:<br>&gt; Start poor and try to pull yourself by the bootstraps.<br>&gt; Spiral down into madness due to the soul crushing difficulty<br>&gt; Give up and use cheats to get rich<br>&gt; Have an existential crisis from the realization that life is so much easier when you just have money

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  @Barlakopofai · 11 months ago

  I&apos;m starting to wonder how much of the Sims 1 difficulty comes from the fact that you just don&apos;t buy the good furniture. &quot;Hm, 11000§, surely I cannot afford to buy a 1500§ bed, I simply must go with the worst bed that will make my sim spend 40% more time in bed.&quot;

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  @mmontymoo · 11 months ago

  the cheapest house is actually the one being half cut off on the far left bottom corner. I swear they hide it down there on purpose

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