The Insane Biology of: The Greenland Shark

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  @unicornhunter2012 · 1 year ago

  "It's not a toy, it's not a Christmas present, it's a 400 year commitment. Please think hard before you give someone a Greenland shark this Christmas"

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• KY

  @kyt-nh1ef · 1 year ago

  "Why is this shark so slow and smell like pee?" Greenland Shark: "Uh...because I'm old?"

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• EJ

  @ejakez · 1 year ago

  Imagine living for 500 years and not seeing 1 dang thing. Thats a looooong time to just be sniffin

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  @HomieJuanKenobee · 1 year ago

  &quot;Drifting through freezing dark deep water with worms attached to your eyeballs for centuries, generations of every other creature living and dying even evolving right beside you, the existential fatigue would become unbearable, life stripped of its urgency and passion, drifting in the eternal darkness in your stink filled piss body.&quot;<br>Damn, what a deep roast.

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• HA

  @haadislays3138 · 1 year ago

  “WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 400 YEARS?” <br> <br>“Greenland shark… I’ll have Greenland shark”

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  @j4dedmillennial · 1 year ago

  ✅Drifting in eternal darkness<br>✅Stink-filled piss body<br>✅Ancient<br>❌Eye crabs<br><br>I&apos;ve already covered 3/4, I&apos;m practically a greenland shark already.

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• RI

  @richardjones38 · 1 year ago

  Youtube should put extra effort into looking after the creators of such high quality content, instead of pissing them off by demonetising for no apparent reason.

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• JO

  @joshua2756 · 1 year ago

  Why would lions hunting need to be censored on a science channel? That is absolutely ridiculous.

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• DA

  @DavesMcWhopper · 1 year ago (edited)

  Imagine blindly swimming in the Arctic Ocean for 500 years. If reincarnation is real this would be a horrible punishment.

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  @Cheesy-g9u · 1 year ago

  &quot;they&apos;re huge....up to six centimeters...&quot;I&apos;ve never been so flattered😊

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• BA

  @baashi3578 · 1 year ago

  &quot;Drifting in the eternal darkness in your stink-filled body&quot; poor guy got roasted 😅😅<br>Brilliant content as always.

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  @daviddavis4885 · 1 year ago

  I think it’s both fascinating and terrifying that in almost every picture and video shown of the Greenland Shark, the background was just pitch black nothing, or maybe a completely barren sea floor. It’s wild how they manage to grow to such a size in such a desolate environment.

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