the 2025 tumblr 𝓈𝑒𝓍𝓎𝓂𝒶𝓃 tournament DID WHAT??
221K views · May 4, 2025 · Entertainment
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@whitenobeard · 1 year ago
If I had a nickel for everytime a major political figure died after meeting with a far right politician, who's death was predicted by JSchlatt on Twitter, right after the Tumblr sexyman contest, while Trisha Paytas was pregnant. I'd have 2 nickels, not a lot, but Jesus christ how has it happened twice.
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@neraarialwd5219 · 1 year ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prCaIsi8&t=1110">18:30</a> Man, Odysseus is everywhere BUT Ithaca.
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@bluishblow · 1 year ago
tha fact that we can say that jesus lost to waluigi in a tumblr sexyman contest is so wild lol
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@elle.matador · 1 year ago
“Jesus Christ from the Bible vs waluigi from Mario” is not something I ever expected to hear
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@randomsubscriber3578 · 1 year ago
The Queen and the Pope could not handle their little meow meows not winning the tumblr sexyman poll
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@merobiba413 · 1 year ago
Seems the Tumblr Sexyman Tournament has become the new Ao3 Author's curse
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@toyotatacoma1616 · 1 year ago
I love how tumblr’s idea of “a sexy, morally questionable older man” has shifted as the tumblr userbase ages.
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@Neekachu11 · 1 year ago
I really can't tell if Doofenshmirtz being on this list makes no sense or way too much sense 😭😭
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@millytheomegawolf6175 · 1 year ago
As much fun as the tumblr sexyman contest was the tumblr sexywoman final matchup still has be in a chokehold like- morticha vs ms piggy? Two of the most iconic women? WHO HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR LITERAL DECADES? <b>AND MORTICHA WON?</b> Of courseim going to go feral!
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@lauru21 · 1 year ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prCaIsi8&t=419">6:59</a> doofenshmirtz is NOT a mad scientist. He is an evil scientist. There is a difference.
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@Lyv4Stxz_ · 1 year ago
WHAT ON EARTH DID I MISS ON TUMBLR😭
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@Cas0818 · 1 year ago
Are you planning on covering the tumblr sexywoman contest? Because that got HEATED, it was ROUGH
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