BRAVOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: RHOSLC SEASON 7 PREMIERE!

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are BACK for Season 7 — and Lindsay has Chris Byers back in the Bravoholics Anonymous group for the entire season! After waiting all summer, we're back in Salt Lake City and immediately thrown into grief, family drama, fractured friendships, relationship problems, and the Housewives doing what they do best: making absolutely everything more complicated than it needs to be. Lindsay and Chris break down the RHOSLC Season 7 premiere, including Mary's heartbreaking storyline surrounding the death of her son Robert Jr., the Housewives coming together to support Mary, and the emotional scene involving Robert's dog that completely broke Lindsay. Then it's time for something we've made a Salt Lake City tradition: THE HOUSEWIFE RANKINGS. Who is rising? Who is falling? Who needs to step it up? And who is sitting comfortably at the top? We're talking Lisa Barlow, Meredith Marks, Whitney Rose, Heather Gay, Mary Cosby, Angie Katsanevas, Bronwyn Newport and Brittany Bateman, plus our hopes for Ashley and the rest of the season. Lindsay also has a very specific storyline she'd like Meredith to embrace involving her "modern family." 😭 And then we get into the actual episode: Mary Cosby and the devastating loss of Robert Jr. The Housewives showing up for Mary Why the premiere had such a somber tone Mary's dog and the scene that DESTROYED Lindsay Our Season 7 Housewife Rankings Why Whitney Rose is starting the season at the bottom Heather Gay's bizarre new boyfriend storyline Meredith Marks and why Lindsay thinks she needs to step it up Brittany Bateman: WHY ISN'T SHE A FULL-TIME HOUSEWIFE?! Angie K. continuing to be an absolute Salt Lake City treasure Bronwyn Newport and her new man Lisa Barlow supremacy Lisa and John Barlow addressing last season's drama Whether Lisa and John actually feel connected on camera Whitney and Bronwyn bonding over both being separated Whitney's never-ending Lisa Barlow obsession Why Lindsay wants Whitney and Meredith to just admit they're enemies Muzzy, Todd and Bronwyn's dating life Heather's daughters and the boyfriend interrogation The Housewives' relationship with authenticity, production and "performing" for the cameras Our Bravo Moments and HELL NO Moments And what we think RHOSLC needs to deliver as Season 7 continues Plus, Chris is officially back ALL SEASON LONG, so you can expect your weekly Salt Lake City support group right here at Bravoholics Anonymous. BRAVOHOLICS ANONYMOUS is your weekly support group for Bravo addicts, reality-TV obsessives and anyone who has ever spent way too much time analyzing a Housewife's body language. Featuring Chris Byers — @chrisbyerzz Follow Bravoholics Anonymous Instagram — @TheBravoholicsAnonymous TikTok — @Bravoholics.Anonymous