Christians ♥ Money, Part 1: FIREPROOF

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  @mothcub · 7 years ago · pinned

  I made my own wife out of CASH DOLLARS

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• 1B

  @1BlessEdYou · 7 years ago

  The "Wanna see?" pop-up actually leads to that woman's Craigslist ad where she's selling her boat.

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• UN

  @uncurled520 · 7 years ago

  I feel like it should say something that the only time Kirk Cameron is a convincing actor is when he is implicitly threatening his wife. Like that scene felt way too real.

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• MR

  @MrPooleish · 6 years ago

  Hi, I'm a service technician for home medical equipment. A hospital bed with an air mattress and a wheelchair shouldn't cost more than $2400 to buy outright. And if they have insurance, the cost would be even lower. While that hurts his boat fund, he's still got 20 grand if he buys everything outright. And I refuse to believe shelves, landscaping, and door paint costs 20k. He's just a prick.

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• MA

  @maximilianovazquez9988 · 7 years ago

  Prosperity gospel is such a weirdly american thing. It´s like one step removed from actually worshiping money and the free market ad deities.

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• HE

  @HeckYesToThat · 7 years ago

  "countless, anonymous daddies" Grindr wish they'd thought of that byline

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• JO

  @jordansim6776 · 6 years ago (edited)

  "Executive producer: God" I know who I'm putting down as a co-author in my next group assignment.

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• RE

  @RexMundane · 7 years ago

  I remember when this came out, and mostly laughing about the stunt-kiss thing with his wife, and thinking how weird it was they didn't just cast Cameron's actual wife, who is also an actor, and whose entire career has essentially been playing opposite Kirk Cameron, as his wife in this. As if the role of "woman who comes to sincerely love Kirk Cameron" was outside of her range as an actor or something.

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• ZA

  @zanethomas6865 · 5 years ago

  One of my good friends was having marital problems and her and her husband saw this as a way to help their marriage. Over 10 years later, she's happily single and feels better.

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• VR

  @vrixphillips · 7 years ago

  HOW COULD YOU LEAVE OUT THE PART WHERE HE DEStROYS HIS COMPUTER TO PROVE HIS LOVE lmao that was the best part. He couldn't just block his old porn sites and restrict himself, he had to do something grandiose like taking a baseball bat to his desktop

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• GO

  @gongalicious · 7 years ago

  my mom had the book and movie years ago when my parents marriage was falling apart. let me just say that now that I know the content of it I see why my mom kept putting up with such terrible treatment. Honestly bonechilling

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  @willowarkan2263 · 5 years ago

  That scene with the mother and daughter talking about who gets to marry the father felt like the anti bechtel test.

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