Dumbest People of Reddit (2-Hour Compilation)

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  @LinktotheLegend1337 · 4 years ago

  For anyone who is interested, the reason a cat may not like their food in a bowl could be because the bowl itself is too small. Cat's do not like it when their whiskers touch the sides of bowls and may even refuse to eat from it. If you want to not use a plate I'd suggest getting a wider bowl.

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  @ItsMeAlyssaD · 4 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU49SWndl-I&amp;t=1640">27:20</a> <br><br>the amount of times people get mad that olive garden doesn’t do endless soup/salad/breadsticks for to go…like what do you want us to do? go to your house?? buy a gallon and a dozen breadsticks and go away

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  @emberfist8347 · 4 years ago

  To be fair about the Blair Witch Project story, the actors were at one point told to stay out the public eye so people would assume they died and the movie was real.

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  @lexiconwell6976 · 4 years ago

  Our dog is a Spaniel, and she&apos;s wonderful, but dumb as a bag of rocks 🤣 She&apos;ll jump in front of, and wait for you to open the back door, even if you&apos;ve shown her the dog door and pushed it open. She&apos;ll wait for you to open the main door then dive straight through the dog door if you close the main door. On top of that, she sucks at fetch. If the ball is too far away from her, she&apos;ll fetch it and bring it half way before dropping it, and expecting you to meet her half way. She&apos;s also more often than not too busy looking at you as she&apos;s running ahead, then turns her head just in time to smack her nose on doorframes, banisters or walls every time she looks forward. She&apos;s very loving and very cute, but i worry for her 🤣

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  @sadiejoncic681 · 4 years ago

  If anyone is wondering about the comment at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU49SWndl-I&amp;t=3490">58:10</a>, all grape juice comes out pretty clear and red grapes can easily make white wines. One of the main things that gives red wine it’s color is whether or not the skin of red grapes is left in during the fermentation process.

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  @TDF9055 · 4 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU49SWndl-I">0:00</a> - Law enforcers of Reddit, have you ever come across a crime so stupid or ridiculous that you just let it slip?<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU49SWndl-I&amp;t=1528">25:28</a> - What is the dumbest/most clueless customer you have ever dealt with?<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU49SWndl-I&amp;t=3101">51:41</a> - What is the stupidest thing you&apos;ve ever heard someone say with confidence?<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU49SWndl-I&amp;t=4062">1:07:42</a> - Owners of less-than-bright pets, what makes your pet so &apos;special&apos;?<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU49SWndl-I&amp;t=5557">1:32:37</a> - What&apos;s the most useless argument you&apos;ve ever had with someone that went on for ages?<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU49SWndl-I&amp;t=7017">1:56:57</a> - Teachers of Reddit, have you ever looked up past students online to see what happened to them? What are your most interesting discoveries?

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  @variousblack7922 · 4 years ago

  I had a spider bite on my butt right below the cheek. Went to hospital where they lanced it and my leg hurt so bad I didn&apos;t put my pants back on. Was driving slowly in pain trying to get home. Cop lit up my car and came to the window to find me a female sitting in the driver seat with no pants on. I told him look I have a huge hole in my butt I&apos;m in pain and I&apos;m trying to get home. He stifled a chuckle and told me to be careful turns out he also called ahead to warn another cop I&apos;d be passing driving slowly. Second cop pulls me as well and decides to escort me home so I don&apos;t get pulled by a third cop.

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  @catsaregreat6314 · 4 years ago

  Adding to the dumb animals, my dog has burned the tissue in her throat and stomach twice, in the same way. My father heated up a sausage in the microwave, and it would be far too hot to eat, so he’d do something else while it cooled down, and not push in his chair when he left. This tiny dog would jump in the chair, swallow the sausage in one bite, and get burns so bad she’d need to go to the vet. The only difference the second time is that it was a turkey sausage instead of a beef one

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  @kirtemoon529 · 4 years ago

  When I had my first community tank, one of my mollies gave birth. I woke up in the morning to 9 tiny little mollies being chased by the resident Betta, and the Molly in question being noticeably not-round anymore. I was very excited, but I’ve never even seen Molly fry before, never mind had any clue how to care for them. After all, the flakes their mum &amp; aunts eat are literally the same size as these newborn fish, and the pellets the Betta ate were twice their size. First thing my dad does is turn the filter off so they don’t get sucked in or injured from the current, then calls up the PetSmart we got the mollies from and says “my kid bought a couple of mollies from your store and one of them just gave birth. Do you know what to do/how to care for them?” The worker on the phone replied with “we don’t guarantee that the female fish won’t give birth, so the babies aren’t our problem.” When pressed further, said employee also said “The babies weren’t born in the store, meaning it’s impossible to return them as they were never in stock. The most we can do is have you bring in the Molly who gave birth and we’ll give you your money back, as she was part of store stock.” Like… I understand we can’t give the fry to PetSmart as they have a valid point; these lil babies don’t exist as far as merchandise is concerned. However, why would you have to say it’s not guaranteed that the fish aren’t pregnant?? Like it’s very obvious based on the fact that when we bought them and my mum asked ‘how do you tell if they’re male or female’ (****Spoiler Alert: look at the fins****) and the employee replied “you can’t you just have to guess” while all these little tiny fry and heavily-pregnant mollies are all swimming around in a tank that has like 4-7 clearly male fish in it. Still think it’s kinda strange that they’re happy to have you return an animal for doing natural animal things like mate and have children but, hey, I’ve seen weirder at the same exact PetSmart.

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  @j.rbry.8990 · 4 years ago

  Decades ago, I was in a club when a bad fight broke out. I managed to make it outside and sit behind some hedges drooping my head till the cops and shore patrol showed up. They gave me a ride back to my ship, cuz ,,&quot;I didn&apos;t know what was going on.&quot; I&apos;m glad there weren&apos;t any cameras in every building in 1974.

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  @jilll7074 · 3 years ago

  My Dad insisted for decades that there was not a stop sign at the top of our street. He&apos;d bet about it then when shown the sign would swear it was new and never paid his bet.

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  @rinaofdoom1955 · 3 years ago

  My older cat taught the new kitten to smack the wall or carpet to bury its poops rather than use the litter. Ten years later, they both still do it. Stupid is contagious sometimes.

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