This TikToker Believes She's an Alien

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  @noisemarine4246 · 1 year ago

  &quot;Im an alien that landed with no cloths&quot;<br><br>Allready has cellphone in hand.

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• KI

  @KingFeeshGuy · 1 year ago

  If she’s an alien why does she have a human birth certificate

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  @LaVidayElTristeFinal · 1 year ago (edited)

  She says that in her planet everyone is treated the same because they all look the same. Doesn&apos;t that mean that in her imaginary planet people who look different would be discriminated? A projection of her true inner feelings, methinks.

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  @NolenGYT · 1 year ago

  -Speaks perfect English<br><br>-No clothes

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• FO

  @ForkLifters · 1 year ago

  &quot;we don&apos;t have hate&quot;<br>Comes to earth and talk shit to humans

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• TH

  @thekillernpurple · 1 year ago

  Sounds like &quot; im going to pretend to be an alien so i can say anything i want&quot;

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• ZO

  @Zoom15000 · 1 year ago

  &quot;We have no hate, no violence&quot;<br><br>But apparantly massive condescension and a sense of self-absorbed superiority.

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  @Greendalewitch · 1 year ago (edited)

  Someone once told me that the internet made people go crazy, and the majority of people weren&apos;t like this before it came along. I don&apos;t believe that. I think the internet just allowed humanity to express how weird many of us are underneath our everyday appearance.

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• AU

  @aurawesttarot7185 · 1 year ago

  The alien telling us how addicted we are to cell phones, while actively using a cell phone

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• TR

  @TrueUnderDawgGaming · 1 year ago

  I had a roommate who spoke like this; acting smart with shallow statements

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  @sleepybear_04 · 1 year ago (edited)

  &quot;On my planet, everyone eats rainbows and poops butterflies!&quot;<br>&quot;That&apos;s beautiful, Katie!&quot;<br>Edit: yall are so sweet, thank youu 🩷

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  @ExperiMentalDon · 1 year ago (edited)

  An alien that:<br>- Has a human birth certificate <br>- Has a name with human numerals<br>- Speaks perfect English<br>- Has a cellphone, even one that works with our cell towers<br>- Knows how to use the &quot;human internet&quot;<br>- Knows how to use &quot;human apps&quot;<br>- Acts <i>exactly</i> like a normal condescending human.<br><br>Fascinating.

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