I Broke Balatro by Attempting Endless Infinity Score

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• RT

  @RTGame · 1 year ago · pinned

  I want to get off John Balatros wild ride <br><br>This was recorded as part of the Jingle Jam for charity, thank you everyone for your support for Whale and Dolphin Conservation &lt;3 I was on a different mic and pc setup which is why I sound a bit different. But I hope you enjoy!

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• PE

  @PenguinWithInternetAccess · 1 year ago

  okay but the polychrome 2 going all the way to king was a better side plot than most blockbusters

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• KO

  @konaikon · 1 year ago

  being in the discord lab during this was genuinely the closest i think humans have gotten to recreating the feeling during the moon landing, except it ends with the moon exploding

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• DR

  @Droub_ · 1 year ago (edited)

  Discord Professors truly were NASA trying to land Apollo-13

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• BR

  @BrainrotOf87 · 1 year ago

  &quot;And now I am become Death, the turner of left cards into right cards&quot;<br><br>-John Balatro, upon reaching naneinf for the first time

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• CO

  @courtneyevie · 1 year ago

  daniel walks into a casino, puts down five rainbow kings of clubs with red wax seals, two made of paper and three made of metal, while holding another rainbow metal king of clubs with a red wax seal, the dramatic symbols sock and buskin, the schematics of sock and buskin, two pictures of triboulet ferrial, three schematics of the pictures, a left handed joker drawn on a napkin, a sparkly circus showman, a picture of perkeo of heidelberg, and 283 copies of the dwarf planet eris. the dealer rightfully kicks him out of the casino.

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• MC

  @MC-lm7de · 1 year ago

  And John Balatro wept, for there were no more wheels to fortune

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• SI

  @SillyLocus · 1 year ago

  If you weren’t there on this stream, it was pure INSANITY.<br><br>Everything didn’t explode until showman was sold, then the discord lab literally went on FIRE as everyone was trying to scramble together some sort of solution to keep the run alive<br><br>We had people screaming and running the seed to search for possible routes but the sheer panic and confusion left us with misguided hope and crazed theories. <br><br>The end result was the discord lab literally exploding and being renamed to “nearby parking lot.” <br><br>Never in my life have I ever been so stressed over what should be such a menial problem and Dan, I’ll be in contact later about the bill for the therapy I need now

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• KE

  @keystone8379 · 1 year ago

  this stream was CRAZY. You had to be there, the Discord professors were desperately trying to get RT to not sell Showman but after getting drowned out by Twitch chat, they spent the next hour or so trying to find a way to save the run with a seed calculator, only to realize their calculations didn&apos;t take planet/tarot/playing card vouchers into account. <br><br>As this happened, the Discord livestream lab burnt down and the person who drew Balatro University&apos;s pfp made a bunch of doodles based off the stream events as it happened. You truly had to be there.

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• PE

  @PeterEmrys · 1 year ago

  We must go again. We must redo this seed and repeat everything up to the point you sold Showman. We must correct the timeline.

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• BE

  @BeeTeej03 · 1 year ago

  Love the dichotomy of how the two (I think) biggest channels known for Balatro is:<br><br>“Man plays card game and everyone has a chill time”<br><br>“Man plays card game and defies god while the chat screams”

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• CE

  @CerberusLives · 1 year ago

  I just got Balatro myself a week or so ago, so I&apos;m doing okay, chugging along and making steady progress. Watching this is like seeing a dark wizard conjure interdimensional demons while riding a meteor through the deepest reaches of unknown space.

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