Goblin is the Type of Movie You Watch When You've Lost All Hope

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  @PossumReviews · 6 years ago (edited) · pinned

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  @TheTanHatMan1 · 5 years ago

  As someone who’s looking to get into film writing , “Why’d the goblin turn on the stove?” Is now my mantra for useless pointless plot garbage. Thank you, Possum. You’re doing god’s work, good sir.

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  @Fwufikins · 6 years ago

  The idea of getting a phonecall from bigfoot and the response being &quot;Shut up bigfoot, there&apos;s no such thing as goblins&quot; and then hanging up...<br>It brings me life.

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• EL

  @eli_r6514 · 6 years ago

  This title is the type of title you make when you’ve watched Goblin.

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• XM

  @XmortoxX1990 · 6 years ago

  So, Poosum has faced demos, ghosts, know Cthulhu in real life, but doesn&apos;t believe goblins exist?

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• SA

  @savitarflash9540 · 6 years ago

  Everyone: when is covid &nbsp;going back to end<br><br>Possum asking the real questions : why the goblin turn on the stove?

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• CR

  @CrabbyMcCrab11 · 6 years ago

  Even when we think we found the worst movie. There&apos;s always a bigger fish

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• TH

  @That0neDeadGuy · 6 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCB5ExpD9dk&amp;t=330">5:30</a> <br><br>“Is this the sorta thing couples do? I wouldn’t know...”<br><br>Same, bro. Same.

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• BL

  @blackcowboy5337 · 6 years ago

  People ask why do we exist and is their meaning at all in anything but no one is asking the real questions : why did the goblin turn on the stove?

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• JO

  @John73John · 6 years ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCB5ExpD9dk&amp;t=698">11:38</a> &quot;Quit acting like a bimbo in a B-movie!&quot; Hey, that&apos;s insulting to both bimbos and B-movies.

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• TO

  @toastedmilk8457 · 6 years ago

  Possum: &quot;There&apos;s no such thing as goblins!&quot;<br><b>while talking to a literal sasquatch</b>

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• KE

  @Kepesk · 2 years ago

  I still quote, &quot;Why&apos;d the goblin turn on the stove?&quot; It&apos;s too good!

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