How Speedrunners DESTROYED Kalimari Desert | Mario Kart 64 History

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  @triplebog · 3 years ago

  Reminder that Established Titles is a pretty massive scam that doesnt gives you land, a title, or plant trees in your name.

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  @Definitely_Rob · 3 years ago

  Holy hell that was real? I have to go track down and apologize to the neighbor kid that said he drove through the train gap when we were little and I called him a liar

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  @DavidWonn · 3 years ago

  To fill in some missing pieces of history, Andy Launspach is believed to be the first to discover the ability to drive between the boxcars of the train back in the 1990s. I’m not aware of a more specific date of when it happened.<br><br>Also, one of my two fluke discoveries in the summer of 1997 was glitching through the fence in Kalimari Desert. I mentioned this in my farewell e-mail to the Kart 64 community later that year as my Internet access was expiring. Unfortunately I spent too long on the track experimenting for it to amount to any record, as it was common for me to spend literal hours on a track hunting for glitches. It would elude me for decades on how to recreate it (along with a fluke full-lap skip in Wario Stadium), which is in part why my scores ultimately suffered, knowing deep down that these two tracks surely had unfinished business.<br><br>Thankfully others have since recreated my two mysterious flukes decades later. In a way, it felt like vindication, as I was beginning to question my memory on how these flukes happened, and have since become visually disabled to have any hope of recreating the flukes myself. The torch is passed on.

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• GU

  @Guylan · 3 years ago (edited)

  Established Titles, who has always been a questionable sponsor to begin with, was confirmed to be a scam this past week. No one should fault Abyssoft or any other content creator for doing an ad for them, as I&apos;m sure they weren&apos;t unaware of that fact, but nobody should give Established Titles their money. Stay safe everyone!

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• AX

  @axelbenedict3301 · 3 years ago (edited)

  Fun Fact: Established Titles is a scam. its literally illegal in Scotland, as the land does not comply with Scotland land owner laws. you will not legally be a Lord or Lady

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• TH

  @thinktanium9789 · 3 years ago

  i like how it went from “is desert tanko even possible?” to “you gata hit three in a row”

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• JA

  @jakehr3 · 3 years ago

  That clip of mrpitt instant regretting a muscle memory&apos;d reset is so sad.<br><br>It&apos;s I think what every speedrunner has nightmares about, you think you messed up on some specific trick, and you go to reset out of habit, only to discover to your horror that you actually landed it perfectly and you going to reset it just invalidated everything

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• KI

  @Kivarenvi · 3 years ago

  Babe wake up Abyssoft uploaded

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• EN

  @Endeva09 · 3 years ago

  You really shouldn&apos;t accept sponsorship from established titles - they are scammers.

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• NI

  @Nico2718_ · 3 years ago

  Abney&apos;s reactions are golden, I think 10 fingers are enough to count how many times he strongly reacted to a WR. He&apos;s so used to it that he&apos;s always like &quot;wr, yeah...&quot;, &quot;oh, wr&quot;, &quot;wr, nice&quot; 🤣

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• AN

  @andrewvalenski921 · 3 years ago

  The video feels weird without mentioning Dan’s hoarding of world records. Dan ain’t the people’s champ

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• AV

  @AvsJoe · 3 years ago

  I love watching MK64 world record history vids because I know at some point a VAJ clip is gonna play. The pure joy of his celebrations is so infectious, you can&apos;t help but love him for it!

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