Dry Bar Double Feature - Jeff Allen

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• JO

  @joshuaross8471 · 2 years ago

  This guy is proof you don't need foul language and obscene jokes to be hilarious. We love you!

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  @joycemorgan1602 · 5 years ago

  I am a humorless woman.  If I laugh once a day it is a miracle.  I laughed the whole time I listened to you.  I loved it all.  Thank you so much.  I need more laughter.

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  @John-ih2bx · 2 years ago

  Congrats to your son for serving with the Screaming Eagles for 6 years, he protected the world,, and you support us in a different way, by making us laugh. Thank him for his service, and your accomplishments for making our lives more hilarious.

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• MO

  @modo203 · 5 years ago

  He&apos;s a rare talent. <br>Man didn&apos;t curse not even once. No foul language, just pure comedy. Jeff is at a different level of comedians.

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  @mor.6860 · 2 years ago

  Jeff is a true treasure. It’s great to see a comedian that does not have to curse and make lewd comments to be funny.

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• KA

  @kathleenmckeithen118 · 1 year ago

  Born in 1948, no seatbelts, no ac, I&apos;d sit in the back seat with the window down and stick my head out from time to time to get cool, slides were metal, very tall and fun, except for the burning sensation when it was high noon, swings were great, we&apos;d swing as high as we could and then jump out, climb every tree possible, fall down, scrape our knees, elbows, fingers and not ever pause to worry about it. I recently turned 76, remember the good old days and stand up comics who were hysterical and clean. &nbsp;Thank you, Jeff Allen, for bringing some of that back to me!❤

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• LI

  @lindahamilton5836 · 3 years ago

  Months after my mother passed away, I couldn&apos;t stop crying. One night, I happened to stumble on this and I was up until 3 am laughing so hard I was crying. My son heard me and got worried, so he came in to check on me. He laughed and said he couldn&apos;t tell if I was laughing or crying. You had me doing both!! Thanks for saving me. ❤️

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• CH

  @Chessnut49 · 5 years ago

  The man&apos;s comedy is pure genius. &nbsp;Not a foul word in his entire routine. &nbsp;Just what we need in this day and age.

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• DR

  @DragonsOfSnow · 3 years ago

  The only tragedy is that there aren&apos;t more full sets of this guy online. &nbsp;Definitely one of the top 3 comics on DryBar, by far!

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• GE

  @gerrydiditall2092 · 2 years ago

  I&apos;m 75 and can relate to EVERYTHING you say. &nbsp;The sliding board bit was great, but one thing we did was steal a box of &apos;waxed paper&apos; from somebody&apos;s mom&apos;s kitchen, sit on a piece of that, and every slide felt like a &apos;freefall&apos;. &nbsp;You&apos;d go so fast that you&apos;d get to the bottom quicker than a kid that fell backwards off the ladder, then fly off the end, and run ten yards trying to stop. &nbsp;Was like a water slide with no water at the bottom.

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• KI

  @kimberlywright4988 · 5 years ago

  This gentleman is hilarious. Love him. I love the way he says he only cares if his wife thinks he&apos;s sexy

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• ON

  @OnlyJesusSaves37 · 2 years ago

  Jeff Allen is one of the truly talented comedians of our time...he doesn&apos;t have to rely on dirty jokes or vulgar language...just a truly gifted comedian...Appreciate you!

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