Everything Wrong With the Harry Potter Universe

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• DU

  @duckwithahat45 · 2 years ago

  Harry getting 60 points for defeating Quirrell is like a 12 year old getting a pizza party for finding Saddam Hussein

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• RR

  @RRRaven03 · 2 years ago

  Gotta love how Harry is almost single-handedly responsible for keeping the defense against the dark arts department almost entirely unstaffed the entire series

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• MO

  @Monkey_D_Buhlahkay · 2 years ago

  Remember in a world where you can teleport, they chose nature’s slowest bird to deliver mail. <br><br>-Brennan Lee Mulligan

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• PH

  @phalamy9180 · 2 years ago

  &quot;Oh damn, theres soul eating nightmares floating around, lets only teach dumbledores special boy the only spell that can stop them.&quot;

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• CO

  @Commander_Appo · 2 years ago

  I like how half of this is “HP world building sucks” and the other half is in-universe quidditch ranting

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• SP

  @spencerruston406 · 2 years ago

  Voldamort couldn&apos;t kill baby Harry with magic, but didn&apos;t even bother trying to throw him out the window just in case.

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• AS

  @AstroRayGun · 2 years ago

  How to fix quidditch<br>1. Get rid of the snitch<br>2. Add time limit<br>3. Lower posts to the ground and make it one goal for each team<br>4. Make the field smaller<br>5. Replace brooms with sticks<br>6. Ice everywhere<br>7. Just play hockey

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• MA

  @mattyro · 2 years ago (edited)

  Sometimes you forget Big A is a Millennial and then he does shit like this

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• AN

  @andyl7677 · 1 year ago

  The biggest plothole is that this story takes place in the 90s and not a single muggle-born kid has a game boy with a pokemon game with him and gets the other kids hooked on it.

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• ST

  @stephentremblay1465 · 1 year ago

  Quidditch is such a funny concept. Its like if there was a soccer match going on, but there are two random people chasing a rat that they let on the field. And somehow the rat catching is more important than scoring points with the soccer ball.

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• TO

  @Tony-kr6lm · 3 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjwRP_k_BMY&amp;t=1308">21:48</a> Who’s here after he got started on Starwars

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• DE

  @demiposeidon · 2 years ago (edited)

  &quot;can you imagine being a spectator and watching days of a sport?&quot; Cricket fans sweating profusely and shrinking into the bushes

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