Joseph "The Beast" Strickland: A Forgotten Failure | Lolcow Library
30K views · Sep 26, 2026 · Entertainment
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@tacticalbondsh · 6 days ago
He looks like he's somehow both 13 or 40 at the same time
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@slashbash1347 · 6 days ago
One thing that disqualifies him from being a lolcow for me is that he learned. He thought, "Maybe this internet thing isn't for me," and left.
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@danbrandt2207 · 6 days ago (edited)
He looks like he's dressing from saints row 1 at best
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@VaktheFox · 6 days ago
I'd completely forgotten about this hamplanet 'til I heard "Swagf*g". Then it all came back like a rancid flood of landfill debris
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@professorsponge1554 · 6 days ago
I remember him from the drunken peasants podcast.
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@bobbyshaddoe3004 · 5 days ago
Oh man, someone mentioned FurAfinity, that's never a good sign.
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@erebusgrim · 6 days ago (edited)
Who is this mysterious creature known as "The Beast" and why does he call people "swaggots"? Find out eventually or now on "Rogue Internet Man's The Lolcow Zone".<br><br> <b>Twilight Zone theme plays</b>
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@mayagray2807 · 6 days ago
Oh Joseph... hes from my city and I met him in a tim Hortons once, hes a kind enough guy, just kinda weird like the rest of us
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@bdablader95 · 6 days ago (edited)
I never considered Josh to be a lolcow, more like someone licking the window of self-awareness. As someone in high school at the peak of the "swag/mined over matter/diamond era" people like Josh were a dime a dozen, anyone who didn't like the aesthetic immediately became super against it, but ultimately circle back around to "whatever I say is cool is cool" types. Then the spergy/awkward/fat kids who hated the aforementioned fashion all began thinking women were only interested in the clothes and douchy personality, when in reality they were just interested in guys who weren't feeling sorry for themselves and trying to peacock their way to attention 🤷♂️
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@foxirelle8841 · 5 days ago
>hated swag culture<br>>Wore snapback hats and sports jerseys while also talking about "the thug life"<br><br>Interesting
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@The_Captain_Midnight · 3 days ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4xo3IiI8ZU&t=1160">19:20</a> haven't heard this Abelard song in years, what a nice throwback!
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@williambosma8726 · 3 days ago
BALLING video! Excellent work as always
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