Why Spider-Man Would Actually Die on His First Swing
5.6K views · Sep 25, 2026 · Education
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@CavemanCritic · 6 days ago · pinned
Welcome to another episode of ruining your childhood with math and physics! 💀🕷️ According to today's calculations, Peter Parker's very first swing would definitely be his last. What do you guys think? Is there any "scientific excuse" that could save him from that massive G-force, or does physics always win? Let the debate begin down below! ⚛️👇
@damianstarks3338 · 1 day ago
Perfect reality check on Spider Man
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@OCiclonômade · 5 days ago
There was a Batgirl origin comic in the 2000s that lampshaded this. In that story, Batgirl started as an unauthorized (but well-intentioned) copycat of Batman. When she tried swinging from a rope for the first time, Batman threw a batarang to cut the rope and then saved Batgirl as she fell. He then got mad at her and explained how a common rope would just have ripped her arms off.
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@generaluse2878 · 22 hours ago
At <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FKSAN6LPk&t=280">4:40</a>, Spidey even has web firing out of his armpits! 😂😂😂
@chuckchizzle · 6 days ago
This is the best new channel to come around in a while on this topic.
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@reader989 · 1 day ago (edited)
Well i mean yeah Spiderman himself say without spider man enchanted physical body it's impossible to swing.<br><br>Edit: no to mention later they reckon his origin power from accident mutation to divine power..as spider totems...and yeah some version of Spiderman are like that in spider verses <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FKSAN6LPk&t=450">7:30</a>
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@Nate-cn1we · 1 day ago
Do you guys actually forget that he's SUPER STRONG AND DURABLE along with agility, inhuman reacting/calculation,not to mention his spider sense
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@PrinceC-lk9uh · 3 days ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FKSAN6LPk&t=73">1:13</a> Relateable and realistic are two different things, and when they say he's the most relateable, they mean his life is relateable, not his powers.
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@CHRISBeammSCRUZ · 6 days ago
Spiders Can Lift Anywhere Between 8 to 170 Times Their Own Weight. <br>Just A Thought.
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@cjlarson4553 · 9 hours ago
Also he never LOOKS like a spider!<br>He only gets all the cool parts about being bitten by a spider!<br>Imagine if he got many arms and eyes like a spider!
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@BLKDRAGONAKAT · 4 hours ago
Man-Spider was a perfect example of what also could've happened! 😅
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@Karlos1234ify · 6 days ago
Everyone wants to be Batman or Spider-man. <br>It’s great until Bane wants to break your spine for existing. Or the Sinister Six decides to jump you
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