Heaven Lied to Achmed About the Virgins | Jeff Dunham
795K views · Aug 20, 2026 · Comedy
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@wiltonharris7755 · 1 month ago
The main reason that he's beloved is because he's dead.
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@spacemissing · 1 month ago
The first time I saw Achchchchmed I nearly fell apart laughing. <br>I still think he is the funniest character idea of all time.
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@DeepThoughtver42 · 1 month ago
He missed the perfect opportunity to mention that nobody said whether the virgins are male or female😂
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@petemedina8446 · 1 month ago
Achmed is always hilarious no matter how many times you've heard his jokes or should I say seen him next to peanut he's my favorite one🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂😂
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@micheleroy3360 · 1 month ago
Reading some of the comments here. Some of you need to chill. He’s not anti anything and everything is said to get a reaction - laughter.
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@LadyJennyfer75 · 1 month ago (edited)
The 71-year-old virgin joke is an old joke from Jay Leno when he hosted "The Tonight Show." It is indeed still funny and Jeff can surely keep it alive.
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@stuc734 · 1 month ago
If you ever come to Scotland buy Achmed a Kilt...hilarious Slàinte 😂😂
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@dondin6093 · 1 month ago
"wait for it..."<br>😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@MarkMcCullough-y6z · 1 month ago
When bin laden died he went to paradise. As he was standing there in a cool white etherial place George Washington walked up to him and broke his nose . Then Thomas Jefferson came along and kicked his groin. Soon Patrick Henry came along and blacked both his eyes. He recieved similar beatings from 69 other early Americans. As he was laying down writhing in pain an angel appeared, silently hovering in the cool white stillness. Bin laden said , " this is not what I was promised." The angel replied, " I told you that when you reached paradise 72 Virginians would be waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
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@collette9008 · 1 month ago (edited)
Achmed has always been my favorite deadman talking 💀 😂!!
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@Lloyd-j4o · 1 month ago
You make an old man's day thank you ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤!
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@Davepool-hs7vr · 1 month ago
I look kind of like a cab driver 😂
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