OneyPlays - Linkara's Bat Credit Card Rant

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  @Spectre554 · 2 years ago

  You know what? No Linkara. A Bat Credit Card is not believable. A Bat DEBIT card, sure, but a CREDIT card? You think he's gonna want to rack up a bunch of credit debt under his Batman alias? No.

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  @mostverticalproductions4808 · 2 years ago

  Chris' Linkara impression being a dead ringer for him is so fuckin awesome.

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  @hypernova_119 · 2 years ago (edited)

  I think this is the first time I've actually heard Linkara's voice, and I'm lowkey startled that it sounds exactly like how Oney does it.

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  @albertskoften1452 · 2 years ago

  Doug Walker's clearly doing this as a contrived skit, but The Lightbringer has the stare of a man who has been through World War 1 and watched his father die at the hands of a manticore, and the intensity of his raw passion about Batman genuinely startles Doug into leaving the room.

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  @ChomeDome · 2 years ago

  It's funny that Linakras rant isn't just "Batman and Robin is just a big budget Adam West episode, and that's why it's got a Bat credit card." Having to be all serious like Batman would have a credit card with his name on it regular stories, and not the obvious thing, excellent.

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  @Fargoth_Ur · 2 years ago

  You know what the best part is? Linky&apos;s tismic spiel doesn&apos;t even invalidate Doug&apos;s point. <br>Yeah, in a serious context, Batman would need to have some means to access his wealth to solve certain problems, but that doesn&apos;t translate to him walking around with a single goofy-ass credit card with his name and logo on it.

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  @40oz_cat · 1 year ago

  The existence of a bat credit card implies the existence of a bat bank chartered in the US, <i>and</i> a bat credit score.

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  @felipeaguena5289 · 1 year ago

  I&apos;m about 90% certain Linkara explaining the bat-credit card was just a way for Doug to shut down the bit, because he talks in commentaries of his videos how in every f*kin convention ever, people would come up to him with a printed Batcredit card and he had to do the bit, pretend to be angry and scream all that crap, and of course he got tired of that shit so he asked Linkara, you know the &quot;comic guy&quot;, a &quot;higher authority&quot; on the subject to kill the bit for him

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  @mariokarter13 · 2 years ago

  The History of Bat Credit Cards HAS NO SET SCHEDULE. They&apos;ll be done when they&apos;re done, and released when they&apos;re done.<br>DON&apos;T ASK ME FOR A LINK WHEN IT&apos;S UP.

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  @LinkiePup · 2 years ago

  I can’t believe Linkara actually sounds like that.

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  @DeepCDiva · 2 years ago

  Linkaras speech is funny because it includes a clip of Batman just using cash and it feels way less contrived &nbsp;than thinking about the entire operation that would allow Batman to borrow funds in a way that &nbsp;wouldnt compromise his identity in the specific cases Batman just needs to spend immediate money. <br>It asks so much for the idea to be taken seriously, it has no place in &nbsp;Batman narrative beyond being a very stupid gag.

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  @RobotYoshimis · 2 years ago

  I, personally, am convinced NC had Linkara do that to officially retire the joke.

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