Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Kung Fu Panda

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• JO

  @John73John · 3 years ago

  I&apos;d like to follow Jeremy around for a day or two, doing to him in real life what he does to movies.<br>He starts talking to someone, I jump out and go &quot;SKIP!&quot;<br>He&apos;s sitting there watching TV: &quot;This scene does not contain a lap dance.&quot;<br>&quot;57 seconds of getting out of bed.&quot;<br>&quot;Jeremy is driving a car, but we never see him learning how. I mean, I assume he probably went to Drivers&apos; Ed at some point like most people do in their teenage years, but seriously... how did Jeremy learn to drive?&quot;<br>&quot;Jeremy is eating a sandwich ex machina!&quot;

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  @Ran-K-ing · 2 years ago

  The scene where po isn&apos;t hungry is also a reference to when tigress said the dragon warrior can survive for months at time with some due &amp; the power of the universe &amp; po is no longer hungry

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• SH

  @shloprop4751 · 2 years ago

  As someone who does martial arts, they only teach you traditional martial arts until blue belt and then they teach you how to shoot lasers out of your eyes.

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• VI

  @ViewerOnline101 · 2 years ago

  Missed SinSins:<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=9">0:09</a> Technically, this isn&apos;t narration, Po is playing out a scene in his head.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=166">2:46</a> First of all, he&apos;s not a duck, he&apos;s a goose. Second of all, you just said it, he adopted Po. And you don&apos;t see a goose adopting a panda? That&apos;s speciesist.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=203">3:23</a> This is clearly just what his father believes, there is no evidence that this is a widespread belief.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=323">5:23</a> You literally point out later how Crane flies all four paralyzed members back.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=338">5:38</a> How is an adult movie with this name not existing a Sin of the movie?<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=345">5:45</a> First off, if anything, this would be speciesist, not racist. Second of all, you not seeing someone sounds like a Sin on you.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=379">6:19</a> Destiny and everything happening for a reason is a philosophy many people have.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=420">7:00</a> Even if China didn&apos;t have rhinos, animals are taking the place of humans, so they can have whatever animals they want.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=462">7:42</a> That is also a goose. Jeremy can&apos;t tell the difference between a duck and a goose.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=500">8:20</a> The REAL Sin is that Po is eating those peaches whole, pit and all.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=530">8:50</a> The REAL Sin here is that after being imprisoned and bound to immobility for years, his muscles should have degenerated from lack of movement and he should be skinny and weak.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=576">9:36</a> Or he just improvised and had other ways of getting out.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=661">11:01</a> And how exactly would you expect 1000 guards to fit on that bridge? And they are also guarding other areas he might escape from, so it would take time to get here.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=681">11:21</a> Jeremy Sins something he likes cliche.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=745">12:25</a> Pretty much every idea is unoriginal at this point and has just been reused in new ways.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=767">12:47</a> In Star Wars, fear leads to the Dark Side, and Yoda sensed the fear in Anakin of losing his mother, so he worried for his training. Oogway actually sensed the darkness in Tai Lung&apos;s heart. These are completely different scenarios.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=799">13:19</a> That&apos;s not magic use, those are pressure points he&apos;s hitting. These are exaggerated but real kung fu techniques.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=825">13:45</a> Would you prefer him to take the time to eat or rip apart the peach?<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=864">14:24</a> He trained them to defend the valley from threats. I would most definitely call Tai Lung a threat.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=978">16:18</a> It could be too far to land safely. Or, do you see that fog down there? How will she know where the ground is to land if she can&apos;t see it?<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=1044">17:24</a> That is chi flowing through their bodies.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=1070">17:50</a> Crane can fly, he&apos;s going to be able to make it back much faster than Tai Lung can run there. BTW, this is the scene of Crane having flown the others, which should address your Sin at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=323">5:23</a><br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=1153">19:13</a> Tigress was not there to witness Oogway&apos;s rejection, so she was imagining it. This is how it really when down.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=1186">19:46</a> Why are you assuming only a goose, pig, or rabbit had this job? That&apos;s speciesist.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=1199">19:59</a> Jar Jar was clumsy, and his clumsiness affected those around him, sometimes working in his favor. Po improvises his fighting style.

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• LU

  @LukeDougherty1003 · 3 years ago

  This was another great video, and there are three things that I’d like to say: <br><br>1. When I was making my EWW CinemaSins: Kung Fu Panda video, I did also count nine lines from Jackie Chan, but it turns out I was off by one because I counted Monkey saying “What?” along with the Furious Five as one of his lines, and I also forgot about his line “We got this. Help her.”<br><br>2. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=174">2:54</a> You also forgot to mention that Mr. Ping isn’t a duck, he’s a goose.<br><br>3. One sin that you missed is that Jeremy refers to Tai Lung as a tiger, but he’s actually a snow leopard.

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• IC

  @icouldntaffordanamesoigoty4619 · 3 years ago

  At <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=673">11:13</a> that wasn&apos;t Zeng&apos;s hat it was Vachir&apos;s (the leader rhino) horn. Jeremy is still wrong because it was a fake horn so it could have simply fallen off when Tai Lung threw the dynamite.

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  @officialmrm32 · 4 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=374">6:14</a> Also, Kung Fu Panda 3 explains why Oogway chose Po.

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• MO

  @moonbased7796 · 2 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=307">5:07</a> you missed a sin<br><br><br>Jeremy calls Oogway a turtle yet Oogway is a tortoise. Which although Turtles and Tortoises are similar but they ain’t the same thing.

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• AU

  @aureliodeprimus8018 · 3 weeks ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=735">12:15</a> Thank you. I always hated this sentence and my answer would have been: &quot;Satire or not, Jeremy is an idiot. And to any CinemaSins fanboy being pissed about what i just said, congratulations, now you know what these types of &quot;sins&quot; are for. Petty ragebait.&quot;

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• DA

  @davidthedrawbird8687 · 2 weeks ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=1011">16:51</a> You also forgot to mention how Tai Lung mentions Shifu didn&apos;t teach them everything, which implies he&apos;s more experienced than them which is why he is able to take them out

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  @thevarietychannelofyoutube4769 · 1 year ago

  Seeing someone call out how dumb the points Cinemasins makes is really satisfying

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• GA

  @gamewiz720 · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZGHT2TgDeA&amp;t=592">9:52</a> Nope. That was Jeremy making one of his many shitty puns.