If I'm Going Down I'm Taking You With Me

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• IA

  @Iamdoctorscones · 5 years ago

  “isinterpreted my wink” “isinterpreted my wink” “isinterpreted my wink”

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• WR

  @wrxtt · 5 years ago

  I am never going to understand group projects in school, every time there’s that one kid who doesn’t do any work and the rest of us get a grade reduction because of it

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• RE

  @redskiez · 5 years ago

  If you use Google Drive to do your work, Google Drive actually keeps a log of who made what edits and who uploaded what document. Should save your ass if someone tries to blame you for griefing.

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• FO

  @fortunesfoil · 5 years ago

  “Barry misread my wink as a tread my wink as a tread my wink as a tread my wink as a tread my wink as a tread my wink as a tread my wink as a tread”<br>-Updoot Everything

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• FL

  @flounder2760 · 5 years ago

  if that kid had no problems with math and was being failed on purpose all he had to do was copy every piece of homework and have his aunt do the corrections/grade it to have proof she was full of shit.

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• RA

  @randommanwill · 5 years ago

  I remember a group project I had in school and I was paired with people who used to bully me. They didn&apos;t contribute to the project and were leaving it to me to carry them through to a good grade because I was a straight a student. Instead, I calculated how much of an impact this project would have on my total grade if we all got a 0 on it, and after determining that I could easily maintain an A average on the class, I did nothing. When asked how the work was coming along, I told them that it was going well.<br><br>The day of the project comes and we obviously don&apos;t have one to present. They all get angry at me and try to tell the teacher that when they asked me how the project was going that I lied and said it was going well. I admitted this to the teacher and said &quot;If they had been helping me with the project, they would have known how it was going and wouldn&apos;t have needed to ask me about my progress on it.&quot; The teacher gave me another week to do a solo project and flunked the rest of my group.

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• AR

  @aries666dc · 5 years ago

  Worked at a bar, manager accused me of skimping tips and pocketing change. Coincidentally the accusations happen after just a day where people started noticing money going missing, and the manager was the only one who had access to it, apart from me. I knew the shit he tried to pull, word for word, no one will believe me, so i pulled a bluff. Told him, if he told people i stole money, I&apos;d lose my job, I&apos;d probably have to pay the money back, but i have videos of you flirting and going out with plenty of women, im sure your wife would love some of the videos. Dude choked up, retracted the report and put back the money. I still quit, but it was for school reasons only.

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• BL

  @blindpeopledostuff3587 · 5 years ago

  This is why before the project is finished you tell the teacher what&apos;s going on.

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• ME

  @metleon · 5 years ago

  The story at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMSrtJ5BZ6k&amp;t=900">15:00</a> reminds me of a guy who owned a car dealership. One day, he wondered why he wasn&apos;t getting any calls, and found out that the wife of the owner of a rival company was was a switch board operater and was rerouting the calls to her husband&apos;s business. So, he went and invented a system to automatically route calls, and put an entire industry out of business.

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• LO

  @LordBloodraven · 5 years ago

  A boss threatened to have me fired if I reported how he mismanaged an insurance claim to the district manager.<br>Rather than sign my resignation papers like he wanted, or wait for him to file my termination papers, I told him that if I no longer worked for the company, then I&apos;d just have to notify the state insurance commissioner.<br>He realized that while I would be out of a job, he&apos;d be dealing with a ton of litigation from the client and the state.

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• EV

  @EvilPaladin11 · 5 years ago

  The hardware store uncle got back at the town council in a very hard-core way.<br><br>There won&apos;t be a town council if there isn&apos;t a town.

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• AS

  @ashmikray · 5 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMSrtJ5BZ6k&amp;t=574">9:34</a> feel bad for the person who screws their wink

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