HEDGE OF PROTECTION Ft. Brittany Broski

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  @grayvalence · 1 month ago

  I felt a presence and rushed over as soon as I could

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  @Oddlydaffodilic · 1 month ago

  "If they came here legally, I wouldn't care." Is still one of THE best jokes

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• LU

  @lukaz_pz · 1 month ago

  Plato and Aristotle

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  @BrennaBowie · 1 month ago

  listen, im at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6OrRobFATw&amp;t=1936">32:16</a> rn. im half of a mixed drink (drank on empty tummy cuz it goes to my head faster and mommas on a budget) LISTEN when I tell you, i moved in with a family friend a few years back. the wife was born and raised catholic. they didn&apos;t put a cross in my room out of respect for my own religious beliefs (at the moment i was practicing in Heathonism, the worshiping of Norse gods) the room BARELY fit a twin mattress and my dresser. i have a 4 foot by 5 food stand alone mirror. that mirror was perpendicular to my mattress on the floor. WHEN I TELL YOU I literally had THE WORST EXTREAMLY VIVID night TERRORS of my ENTIRE LIFE!!!!! AND i ALWAYS felt like I was being watched by something evil. it took 2 night of absolute horror before I permanently put the thickest blanket i owned over the whole thing. after it was covered? not a SINGLE nightmare happened. I was talking about it a few weeks later to a coworker and she explained how mirrors facing beds can cause your soul to become lost while it wanders around when you sleep, and that malicious demons can mess with you or inhabit your body and leaver your soul lost. I thanked every God that was protecting me later that night and pored a FAT glass of wine as an offering of thanks.

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• KA

  @katsushikai · 1 month ago

  why is green actually drew’s colour

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• PA

  @pauliems · 1 month ago

  this is what overnight shipping with amazon prime looks like

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• LO

  @louisvmatheson · 1 month ago

  the &quot;body positive glinda&quot; is diabolical timing ifykwim

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• LE

  @leafgirl76 · 1 month ago

  I think a podcast of these two together talking about whatever the hell they want for an hour a week would rid my body of mental illness permanently.

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  @l1lyfl0w3r4 · 1 month ago (edited)

  Brittany casually waving the wand around is SENDINGGG me lmaooo

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• DO

  @dontcallmesoph13 · 1 month ago

  computah, make drew permanently green

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• RA

  @Radiotroop · 1 month ago

  I&apos;m awake at 4am and I stumble across a gold mine

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  @christinamitchell9196 · 1 month ago

  “She turns around and it’s me in my muumuu” made me SCREAM

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