Trisha Paytas's Gross Dollar Store 50 Shades

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  @TheThingsWeCarry23 · 5 years ago · pinned

  Destiel is a really cool name though!

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• VA

  @ValSedai · 1 year ago

  I realize this is 4 years too late to be relevant, but fitting all of that insane garbage into a mere 90 pages is <b>almost</b> impressive.

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• TW

  @twentywordsorlessYT · 5 years ago

  Ah yes, the cast of <i>Tease</i> : Priscilla, Gwen, Preston and [looks at smudged writing on hand] Destiel

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• TA

  @tatsumitwi348 · 5 years ago

  &quot;I&apos;m literally being gaslit by this book right now.&quot;

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• AN

  @AngryKirbyHatesYou · 5 years ago

  &quot;She murders her, unconsenually&quot;<br><br>Yknow, as one does

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• WT

  @WTFPr0m · 5 years ago

  Dressing up in an expensive suit to eat $10 oatmeal at a diner is a whole &apos;nother level of red flag. It&apos;s, like, a fuchsia flag. A crimson flag. A very on-fire flag.

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• BL

  @blackrose25555 · 5 years ago

  Can confirm, as a 19 year old woman named Mary, never been anywhere near a strip club. This book is freaking me out.

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• US

  @user-ci5dh1ps4g · 5 years ago

  Nothing was more shocking than finding out this all transpired over the course of 90 PAGES!?!?!?!?

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• MA

  @MaeEkyriel13 · 5 years ago

  That man is spending about $300 on OATMEAL in a month.

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• JU

  @justdirt · 5 years ago

  Fun fact about this book, Sigmund Freud read it in college and it inspired him to research psychology and he&apos;s quoted saying that it was the inspiration for his theories

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• LO

  @lovelylunette8335 · 5 years ago

  Me: Wow. What a narcissistic self insert. Also me: <b>*goes back to painting myself as the virgin mary and my cat as the baby jesus*</b>

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• JA

  @jamesmooney3472 · 5 years ago

  As a law student, the funniest part of this whole thing is the idea that there is any universe in which a public defender could just get a murder charge dropped on a whim lol

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