Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Review

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• HO

  @Hollyclown · 6 years ago

  I love they bring Ian Malcom in again, just to show that he is, once again, right.

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• DA

  @dawidoelofse7992 · 4 years ago

  It’s as if this movie forgot that Isla Sorna exists

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• GA

  @gamemaster0010X · 6 years ago

  So after turning hundreds of people into a buffet in the last movie and somehow receiving no blame (passed the blame on to her boss who committed suicide by playing helicopter vs a million pterodactyls). Somehow Whatsherface has created PETA for dinosaurs and people are at least somewhat listening. At the end of this film, along with the other "heroes" they unleash the dinosaur apocalypse on the earth. THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT HEROES, THEY'RE THE VILLAINS.

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• KE

  @kevinpope5934 · 6 years ago (edited)

  I love how the paleo-veterinarian has never seen a live dinosaur.... seems legit

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• D-

  @d-zeroshdplaythroughs3181 · 6 years ago (edited)

  So the moral of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom...<br><br>...just grow another one.

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• PA

  @PassTheMarmalade1957 · 6 years ago

  I swear Bryce and Chris must have gotten their scripts mixed up. Why the hell did they cast Claire, disgraced businesswoman and almost-victim of the very monster she helped create, as the dinosaur activist, and Owen, former raptor parent and trainer, as the exiled drunk who just wants to be left alone and has to be persuaded to give a fuck about the dinosaurs?

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• NI

  @Nickel_The_Wise · 6 years ago

  This movie could be defined in two Decker quotes from his arsenal:<br>&quot;Therefore, happy ending!&quot; &quot;The franchise is dead as SHIT.&quot;

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• NI

  @Nicole-cn8bj · 6 years ago

  If decker multiplied every time he said &quot; or just grow another one in a lab&quot;

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• GE

  @geardog24 · 6 years ago

  Why did it feel like they wanted to give the little clone girl the ability to talk to dinosaurs?<br><br>Or are they saving that for the sequel?

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• MR

  @Mr_Lasagna95 · 6 years ago

  &gt;Last review of Dinocember 2019<br>&gt;Uploaded on 17th Feburary<br><br><br>Goddamn, how long was this in copyright limbo for?

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• MR

  @MrPeaTearGryfin · 4 years ago

  You gotta love a movie that tries so hard to bank on your nostalgia... by telling you that all the legacy characters are idiots and the new characters are better than Jesus. This movie sucked so hard that I can&apos;t even pretend to act hyped about Dominion.

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• JA

  @jasonnewell7036 · 6 years ago (edited)

  I want to see a series about Blue, where she becomes a small town sherriff in the Mid-West solving mysteries. And she doesn&apos;t talk or anything, she&apos;s still a raptor, but all the other characters don&apos;t react to it at all and treat her like she was a person. That ending of her running up to a small town could lead right into it.

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