re: alien abduction (asmr)

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  @whatgari · 7 months ago

  Lore wise actually pretty dope that this alien isn't using the translator

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• WH

  @whatgari · 7 months ago

  Dahhh,- im nottt a cow i swear. Oh wait wrong alien

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• KE

  @KeeperOfTHEKeys2724 · 7 months ago

  <b>3 baby carrots were harmed in the making of this abduction</b>

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• GI

  @gilser173 · 7 months ago

  the awkward smile right after “lymphs… phatic systems” sealed the deal lol

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• VE

  @vespertiny · 7 months ago

  the carrot scratching my almond mom warned me about..

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• EM

  @EmerstonHaze · 7 months ago (edited)

  &quot;Everything happens for a raisin&quot; was one of favorite food puns to get eyerolls from my girlfriend! &nbsp;This Alien is EXTRACTING OUR MEMORIES!!!

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• SA

  @saschazkraus · 7 months ago

  When the alien gives me too many Benadryl carrots so I trip out and see the space Hatman

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• ON

  @one_cat_two_cat · 7 months ago

  i absolutely LOVE the little grammar mistakes, makes it feel much more real that she actually learned the language instead of using a translation device

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• PL

  @plagueangels · 7 months ago

  Video request an alien kidnaps another alien and figures out if ur human or not

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• MA

  @MagnusOlsen03 · 7 months ago

  Are you telling me there is an entire &quot;batch&quot; of you out there abducting people

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• DO

  @dovic86 · 7 months ago

  one moment of silence in memory of all the fallen baby carrots. they were tiny, they were slippery, and now they&apos;re gone, but they will not be forgotten o7

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• BA

  @BanjoGate · 7 months ago

  You COULD care less?<br>Meaning, your &apos;level of caring&apos; is not at its absolute minimum?<br><br>Who are you? Always Slightly Caring?

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