US Presidents rank Jurassic Park Movies | Tier List (Jurassic World Evolution 2)

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  @Enchie · 3 years ago · pinned

  I just love these videos. They feel balanced. You're not ganging up on one character,  Trump, and making him look like a complete idiot compared to the other characters. You're also not afraid to make controversial jokes, like Biden's pedophilic tendencies.

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  @crob763 · 2 months ago

  Rest in peace, Dr. Grant, thank you for everything.

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  @TheShepardN7 · 3 years ago

  A Jurassic Park survival horror game would be immediate s tier. Dino Crisis showed it could work.

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  @ORIGINALFBIParody · 3 years ago

  I love how they talked about the T-Rex escape, WHILE Joe's Rex escaped. And they ignored it.

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  @thatmaninthevan3858 · 3 years ago

  Equating the Jurassic park 3 kid to “life finds a way” was genius.  Always thought it was unrealistic and dumb that the kid was a navy seal out of nowhere but if it goes along with that theme I’m all for it

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  @Iceblizzad · 1 year ago

  Where is the jurassic world tier list

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  @HammboneBob · 3 years ago (edited)

  Dude you gotta do the books. The way the juvenile Trex has his "play time" with the lawyer was sooooo intense. It was a crime to just have him die on the toilet as a comedic break. Not to mention the endings are so different between movies and novels. Lost world had me absolutely floored. I was reading that book so fast the pages almost caught flame. The absolute savagery in which the raptors held authority in their packs, the little details that make the animals seem like animals balanced well with their efficiency as predators.

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  @ZeebouSpace · 3 years ago

  You're the AI Presidents channel I come to if I want insightful, fun, and well-written conversations about the topics being discussed, definitely one of my favorites.

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  @josephgibson5902 · 3 years ago

  The way I always think of it is &quot;In Jurassic Park, experts are out of their depth and use their knowledge and grit to survive. &nbsp;In the Lost World Jurassic Park, supposed experts make stupid decisions that kill themselves and others, and in Jurassic Park III laypeople are out of their depth and find their strength by the end.&quot; Why did Ian&apos;s girlfriend continue to wear the T Rex blood stained jacket, knowing full well the Buck and Doe would find them because of that? &nbsp;The same reason she kidnapped the thing in the first place, abject stupidity. &nbsp;I compare that to the Kirbys running and screaming from the T Rex when Grant tells them not to move a muscle. &nbsp;They&apos;re normal people, falling back on basic instincts. &nbsp;It elevates the plot and threat level because Grant now not only has to survive but keep morons alive. &nbsp;And for another thing, by the end of The Lost World, most of the important surviving characters disappear from thr story. Meanwhile, by the end of JPIII, each Kirby as well as Grant have completed a character arc and made a major victory (even Billy actually if you count returning the hat and being forgiven as a satisfying ending). &nbsp;The kid became king of the island essentially, playing into &quot;life finds a way&quot; as Goldblum pointed out, his timid father manages to fight off the Spinosaurus, his mother wins against the velociraptors (this one is the hardest to justify probably because of the rewrites, but I can see the intent), and Grant has learned to ask people for help. &nbsp;I&apos;d argue that breaking up Alan and Ellie was necessary, because it shows that he still has learned to like kids that aren&apos;t his, while setting up his arc for thr movie: that he has closed himself off and needs to open up to Ellie. &nbsp;If she were his wife, that entire arc wouldn&apos;t work. &nbsp;As for why the Spino kept following them, you guys said it yourself, it got shot and a plane crashed into it. &nbsp;It was hurt and wanted revenge. &nbsp;It could always go back to its Rex kill or the Cerato hovering by its feces if it wanted a meal.<br>Technically I would argue that the Spino vs Rex fight is better than all of the World trilogy final fights, if for no other reason than because dinosaurs cannot sustain as much damage as giant monsters so a brief skirmish with both dinos using their best movies until one dies is how it would have gone in real life. &nbsp;And that&apos;s why I can see why they had the rex bite the spino even if it aged poorly; it was to communicate that the Spino was better because it was tanking the Rex&apos;s finishing move.

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  @MichaelHonscar · 3 years ago

  Seems Jurassic Park 3 didn’t do too much damage to Joe Johnston’s directing career. He went on to direct Captain America: The First Avenger in 2011.

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  @AngronTheRadAngel · 3 years ago (edited)

  When you start considering how Ingen was trying to find military applications for their creations, the hyper aggressive Spinosaurus , and the motivations behind it&apos;s shady origins get a lot more fun to really consider.

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  @darkoverseer444 · 3 years ago

  I can explain the dream and other certain things.<br><br>The dream represents fear for Dr. Gram, he&apos;s been through the nightmare already so it would manifest itself in his dream when he had to go back.<br><br>Also Ms. Kirby would act like any mother despite being ignorant of the danger plus they were warning her.<br><br>Also it did get hit by the plane as a splash of blood could be seen so they did damage it.<br><br>Now everything else I can&apos;t explain but those were my takes.

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