Why Being an Imperial Guard Chef Is Hell | Warhammer 40K
18K views · Mar 18, 2026 · Education
Comments · 83
@MrSERGEANT100 · 6 months ago
This makes me want Amasec and a girl of questionable reputation.
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@mikewaterfield3599 · 6 months ago
Aah yes…. Imperial cuisine….. can range from amino porridge and corpse starch to fruit literally ripened from the congealed sensation memory….
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@D_Mundo · 6 months ago
Great story. I loved the twist on the typical cannibalism trope by having the cook test the waters first and work his way up to the point of no return.
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@tajgun922 · 6 months ago
Master chef in the dark future is wild
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@justinbennett9998 · 6 months ago (edited)
This one brought me to tears. Slaanesh, bless the hunger!<br><br>Tonight my meal screams...
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@redfoxninja3173 · 6 months ago
How good is corpse starch? Depends on the person!
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@Pittsburgh3DPrints · 6 months ago
Bretch Halvorrne is the manliest man name I’ve ever heard.
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@lemonadesparkle4994 · 6 months ago
I honestly loved this. An oldie horror trope but a goodie
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@poptasticanimation55 · 6 months ago (edited)
Well some people survived the dinner at least somewhat intact, so it might have been worth to eat. maybe 30% erased if you're lucky
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@ClausNielsen-p2h · 6 months ago
Another excellent story. As always the narrative is perfect and the comments about daily life in this warzone are particularly entertaining. Dark humour is essential for survival in the dark grim future. A future remarkably like 2026 except the orks are not around yet.
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@IsakBergström-i2m · 3 months ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB-eiDb7wgs&t=2307">38:27</a> i groned at this realizeing it the Prince of pleasure was in this
@Jeffko78 · 6 months ago
L E T H I M C O O K
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