a 29 Year Old Man plays a nightmare

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  @Zillerytb · 2 years ago (edited)

  The idea is simple<br><br>Here is a classic recipe for lasagna bolognese: <br> <br>Ingredients <br> <br>For the bolognese sauce: <br>- 500 g ground beef <br>- 1 onion <br>- 2 cloves garlic <br>- 1 carrot <br>- 1 stick celery <br>- 800 g crushed tomatoes (or tomato sauce) <br>- 2 tablespoons tomato paste <br>- 1 glass red wine (optional) <br>- 2 tablespoons olive oil <br>- 1 bay leaf <br>- Salt, pepper <br>- Herbs de Provence or basil (optional) <br> <br>For the béchamel sauce: <br>- 50 g butter <br>- 50 g flour <br>- 500 ml milk <br>- Salt, pepper <br>- Nutmeg (optional) <br> <br>For the lasagna: <br>- 12 lasagna sheets <br>- 100 g grated parmesan <br>- 200 g grated mozzarella (optional) <br> <br>Preparation <br> <br>The Bolognese sauce: <br>1. Finely chop the onion, garlic, carrot and celery. <br>2. Heat the olive oil in a large frying pan or casserole dish. <br>3. Add the onion, garlic, carrot and celery. Sauté until tender. <br>4. Add the ground beef and cook until golden brown. <br>5. Pour in the red wine and reduce. <br>6. Add the crushed tomatoes, tomato puree, bay leaf, salt, pepper and herbes de Provence or basil. <br>7. Simmer over low heat for about 45 minutes, stirring occasionally. <br> <br>The béchamel sauce: <br>1. Melt the butter in a saucepan. <br>2. Add the flour and mix well to obtain a roux. <br>3. Pour in the milk little by little, stirring constantly to avoid lumps. <br>4. Cook over medium heat until the sauce thickens. <br>5. Season with salt, pepper and a little nutmeg. <br> <br>Assembling the lasagne: <br>1. Preheat the oven to 180°C (thermostat 6). <br>2. In a gratin dish, spread a layer of Bolognese sauce. <br>3. Cover with lasagne sheets. <br>4. Add a layer of béchamel and sprinkle with grated parmesan. <br>5. Repeat the operation, alternating Bolognese sauce, lasagne sheets, béchamel and parmesan, until all the ingredients are used up. Finish with a layer of béchamel and parmesan. <br>6. Sprinkle with grated mozzarella (optional). <br>7. Bake for about 30-40 minutes, until the top is golden and crispy. <br>8. Let rest for 5-10 minutes before serving. <br> <br>Enjoy your meal!

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  @xonistTheWizard · 2 years ago (edited)

  &quot;You can&apos;t have a favorite child!&quot;<br><br>Failboat with 1st and 2nd waddle dee:<br><br>Edit: if I was talking about lil chatty, then there would be no favorite child

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  @sophiebubbles07 · 1 year ago

  For context at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97h8UbPINMQ&amp;t=1014">16:54</a>, Kuamo is s Kirby creepypasta antagonist. The colour scheme and setting are all accurate to the character’s origins.

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  @catluvr2 · 2 years ago

  Me, before clicking: &quot;But is the idea simple?&quot;<br>Dan: &quot;The idea is si-&quot;<br>Me: &quot;Yes. Yes, it is.&quot;

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  @antmangamer1536 · 2 years ago

  Hey failboat. Toaster head here. Where is purple Shep? He hasn&apos;t uploaded for 5 years and I&apos;m honestly emotional about it.

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  @SB_Retired · 2 years ago

  Remember everyone, it’s not a Kirby game until the horrors show up.

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  @JUMPYCOOL · 2 years ago

  I’ll be honest, Chatty Dee holding a half man half popcorn bowl body pillow is not what I expected from a video about dreams.

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  @Sheppyfrfr · 2 years ago

  “Father I want bread”<br>“In a second sweetie-“

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  @ACE44-404 · 2 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97h8UbPINMQ&amp;t=58">0:58</a> i literally got a pokemon sleep ad right as chat said eepy it even did a fade to black

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  @TherapistXaz · 2 years ago

  The army of different programming challenges will keep these programmers up for years

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  @craftingtales2790 · 2 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97h8UbPINMQ&amp;t=39">0:39</a> guess you could say he took and failed a SLEEP OF FAITH.

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  @ZaTimou · 2 years ago

  The blocks moving in linear, predictable patterns are his worse nightmare

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