What if You Talked in Poppy Playtime Chapter 5? (Parody)

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  @PressStartToLaugh · 7 months ago · pinned

  "Why does Huggy have a high pitched voice? Huggy's a boy! I hate Huggy's voice"" - We really still asking/complaining about this 5 chapters (and a spinoff) in? 😂 Y'all are hilarious.

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  @dannyphantomfan1356 · 7 months ago (edited)

  Lily Lovebraids: A bad toy! You&apos;re a bad toy!<br><br>Press Start To Laugh as Player: I&apos;m not a toy, you psycho Barbie!

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  @Halleyz-comett · 7 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86iy7yh3KnA&amp;t=5450">1:30:50</a> &quot;I&apos;m not a hero&quot;<br>&quot;Neither am I. But we have a job to do. And we&apos;re gonna finish it.&quot;<br>HAD NO RIGHT TO GO SO HARD

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  @zachscarbrough2727 · 7 months ago

  *Kit lying on his back with an open chest wound*: You know what? I think we all take the word Hate for granted. We use it for everything that we don’t like. Unappetizing foods, traffic, your friends and family’s little habits, work drama, it’s just been so watered down. But I think I’ve done it. I’ve found something in this world that truly deserves all of my Hatred. And you know what it is Gib old buddy? It’s THIS place! This monument to man’s unquenchable need to look God in the eyes, spit in his face, and strut away with our middle fingers raised high in the air while saying “Screw You Buddy!? We can take what you made, and make it a thousand times more profitable!” Besides you and Poppy, there is not one molecule of this place that doesn’t make my skin crawl with absolute loathing. From its careless disregard of even the most basic sense of human decency, to the fact that out of the potential THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE EVER WORKED IN THIS PLACE, NONE OF THEM HAD EVEN AN INKLING OF COURAGE TO REPORT ANY OF THIS TO THE AUTHORITIES!!! This whole place is what would actually happen if you left Dr. Moreau in charge of Santa’s Workshop!?! Everyone who has ever been involved with ANYTHING HERE, deserves to be buried Below Hells Basement!!!

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  @BringBoomBack123 · 6 months ago

  &quot;I can be happy.&quot;<br><br><br><br>Prototype: <b>&quot;YOUR FREE TRIAL OF EXISTENCE HAS EXPIRED.&quot;</b>

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  @AMSomewhere · 7 months ago

  Kit doesn&apos;t want that Paycheck anymore. He wants REVENGE. And it&apos;ll be a well-deserved one. The Prototype must die for everything he ever did.<br><br>But if he got his paycheck at the same time, that would be cool too!

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  @falconanddragons2214 · 7 months ago (edited)

  Even though Huggy Wuggy acts like a child, it&apos;s very sad when you remember the amount of mental torture that he went through to keep him obedient and docile.<br><br>ETA: PSTL, it is heavily implied that Chum was made from a mute orphan

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  @EeveeGirl16 · 7 months ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86iy7yh3KnA&amp;t=1461">24:21</a> The fact that this particular code is different for every playthrough, you getting 666 is absolutely Wild, and Perfect for Comedy.

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  @NoorunnisaAhmed · 3 months ago

  ¨I PROMISE NOT TO FLASH YOU!¨ <b>realizes it sounded innapropiate</b> ¨WITH THE FLASHLIGHT! I MEANT WITH THE FLASHLIGHT!

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  @NatKat1349 · 7 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86iy7yh3KnA&amp;t=1171">19:31</a><br>&quot;Death is too simple. He&apos;s got to suffer. Maybe stick him for all of eternity. See How he likes it.&quot;<br><b>like one second later</b><br>&quot;Open sesame! :3&quot;

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  @dorkous555 · 7 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86iy7yh3KnA&amp;t=5167">1:26:07</a> This guy HAS to take up professional voice acting, I could feel the absolute raw emotion in that voice

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  @charlieseely3464 · 7 months ago

  Lily: <b>McFucking dies</b><br>Kit: &quot;Hey whaddya know... she figured out how to bring me joy.&quot;<br><br>HELP I CAN&apos;T BREATHE CAUSE I&apos;M LAUGHING TOO HARD!!! Easily the greatest line in this series.

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