The Documentary Is Cancelled! DSP Tells Us Why

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• CH

  @chrispharmd2077 · 2 years ago

  Mike must have asked DSP to try to film a job interview like Boogie did.  Imagine DSP trying to sell himself to a job recruiter.

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• LO

  @LostOneOmega · 2 years ago

  Said it before, I'll.say it again: Dave DESPERATELY wants to be liked but he KNOWS he is competely unlikeable. No amount of fluff or control will change that narrative. Even having all the context needed for any situation he has been in: he is the most loathesome one could possibly be. Him bailing on the doc, when he had control, is proof he knows who he is and he knows the world won't accept him.

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• SM

  @smward87 · 2 years ago (edited)

  The amount of times he says "alright" in the first minute alone tells you all you need to know about the situation. He's racking his brain as hard as he can to try and come up with an excuse someone, anyone, would buy, most of all himself. He's trying to convince himself that it was the right move to be a coward and bitch out at the last second so he can spin it in a way his dents will accept so they continue to toss a few sheckles his way.

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• WE

  @wesleyCCXX · 2 years ago

  If DSP cared about how people outside of his community would think about his community he probably should've banned Canadian Kirk when he was saying racist stuff or Derich for obvious reasons. But he didn't and he won't cause he doesn't care he just wants to pretend to care.

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• OZ

  @ozfel3766 · 2 years ago

  That sip + water chew + ear twitch combo at the end.

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• SC

  @ScrambledBrain5 · 2 years ago

  It's got to be Pandalee, he found out Mike got in touch with her. I'd actually be money that's the straw the broke the camel's back.

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• MA

  @MariaIsabellaZNN · 2 years ago

  Funny he would say his fans if interviewed would have to use a voice changer.<br>Isn&apos;t OIC doing that already anyway when LARPing Lisa Lou?

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• KA

  @Kawiboy · 2 years ago

  &quot;Ma-Wife&quot; 🤣🤣😂 Fantastic 😅👊✌️😉

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• SU

  @supersentaiguy · 2 years ago

  Man I really need to get my detract channel up and going

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• JB

  @Jbwebby · 2 years ago

  Good lord, get an all right counter going.

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• BR

  @BroneOppa · 2 years ago

  Dsps &quot;if things get better in the future...&quot; Is his version of king cobras &quot;when I win the lottery and build my clocktower dreamhouse&quot;

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• RA

  @randomposter5665 · 2 years ago

  The 4 greatest words Phil has given the Internet: “Allow me to explain”

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