SimAnt - ProJared
2.5M views · Feb 23, 2014 · Gaming
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@bhume7535 · 7 years ago
I'm pleasantly surprised to find this video has the least of the poorly aged comments.
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@cheezeofages · 12 years ago
This game isn't nearly as hard as SimAunt, I keep making the nieces and nephews grow up to hate me because I wouldn't stop pinching their cheeks when they were tiny and adorable. I even tried using the casserole, but I don't think they liked it either. What the heck am I doing wrong?
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@tonythetalkingclock1880 · 9 years ago
"Through the pressure of growing up in a black society"<br>Oh my God. xD
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@Carbonated__Milk · 10 years ago
This is one of the few times Jared hasn't censored "fuck". Truly beautiful.
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@KentaroMiyamoto21 · 7 years ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j9IffFbz50&t=735">12:15</a> My reaction to all the allegations and lies.
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@Blueman8305 · 11 years ago
"...Honey, That ProJared guy is outside again."<br>"What's he doing now??"<br>"He's...Spraying the ground with any killer, with a magnefying glass, yelling at the ants."<br>"...Huh."
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@Starcrash6984 · 8 years ago (edited)
There's <i>one</i> fun aspect to SimAnt -- <b>playing as a spider</b> . You can "mindjack" any of your ant buddies by just pressing X and then clicking on them, but I'll bet you never tried it on a spider, did you? It totally works.
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@TKnightcrawler · 10 years ago
I played the PC version with no slowdown. :-P I'd pick up rocks and place them right over the red ant holes. Normally the reds would be able to clear it out, but if you placed 9 rocks on the ant hole, the only thing they can do is make a new exit. This takes them a long time, meanwhile they are running out of food. And before their workers could bring food back to their starving colony, I'd have either had my black ants taken over the food patches first, or filled up their new ant hole and surrounded the rocks there with my own ants to keep them from getting in. And thus, I sealed enemy ant colonies in the dark underground until they all starved to death.
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@StoneMonkWisdom · 9 years ago
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j9IffFbz50&t=494">8:14</a> You CAN fight the Queen Ant yourself, you just have to use the correct button to do so, and target her face while doing it, I've always done it. Like double clicking on an enemy to initiate combat. This is just a theory but I feel like Jared just let the Red Ants (workers, soldiers, and breeders) initiate and attack him instead.
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@ghoulishlycool · 10 years ago
"A few of them praising the sun." \[T]/
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@jetstreamjackie3437 · 10 years ago
Actually, that lawn kind of looks like crabgrass. <br><br>But you know, that's just a matter of SimAnt-ics.
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@SlitherLament · 7 years ago
My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 17
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