Celebrity Kids Saying Things Their Parents Wish They Didn’t

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  @rohannvanzyl1585 · 8 months ago

  Diddy having daughters is just an awkward situation on its own.

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  @betsybabf748 · 6 months ago

  When our daughter was in kindergarten, she had thick, very curly hair. She had a school show and wanted her hair straight, so we got up really early, and I completely blew out her hair. It was beautiful, and she was so proud. When it was her turn at the microphone on stage, her teacher complimented her hair. She proudly flipped her hair and into the microphone, said, "My mom does the best blowj*bs!". Everyone looked at me, and my husband started laughing hysterically and loudly to the point of crying. In a panic, I yelled out "Blow out! Blow-dry!", which only made it worse. It was so unbelievably embarrassing. She is now in her 20s and still grounded! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  @BlackLightOracle · 8 months ago (edited)

  When my daughter was 4 years old, &nbsp;she saw me crying &nbsp;because her father hurt me. <br>She looked at me in my eyes and said &quot; it&apos;s ok mommy, you can always get another Daddy&quot;..<br>Turns out she was right and I haven&apos;t cried yet!😂❤

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  @ovyto6267 · 8 months ago

  His daughter is the only one that can beat Dwayne on tape, it’s in her contract😅

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  @amoritarandall6738 · 8 months ago

  I was deployed and my child went to the store with my cousin. My child was a toddler. My cousin said the guy asked what her mom did for work. She said, &quot;My mom digs dirt and plays with weapons.&quot; He looked at my cousin who said, &quot;Oh, no. Not me. Her mom is on deployment. She a Seabee in the Navy.&quot; 😂😂😂

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  @aleveraj · 7 months ago

  Let&apos;s be honest, including Diddy was way creepy...

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  @qtak · 8 months ago

  My toddler, with little piggy tails, told a policeman &quot;my mom stabs people at work!&quot;<br><br>Im a phlebotomy tech.

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  @teresamariecaglehitt · 8 months ago

  About 20 plus years ago, I helped a woman who’s husband was being abusive( mind you, I’m a woman also) I go over, get between them. He decides to hit me for it, he very quickly learned that I wasn’t like most women. I’m trained in karate &amp; boxing, I left him on the ground. My daughter was 7 &amp; seen it happen. Without missing a beat she looks at the guy &amp; says “ my moms a girl &amp; she kicked your butt &amp; that’s why you don’t hit girls”

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  @abbybennett5454 · 8 months ago

  Kids are so innocent.. jumping out of the shower one time, I could hear my little toddler, saying mummy has a beard. I&apos;m like hmmmm? Than he says it again, mummy has a beard, I look down and he was pointing to my crutch. Mummy had a beard lol

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  @ALittleHelpFromMyLens · 6 months ago

  I was talking to my boss on the phone and he heard my 3 year old daughter in the background. He wanted to say hi to her and here&apos;s how it went:<br>Boss: Hi _____. I remember when you were born!<br>3 year old: Oh yeah? What was I wearing?

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  @RandeeMassler · 6 months ago

  I brought my 3 year old along to lunch with an old friend. &nbsp;I had explained to her that the woman was overweight and she must not comment about it. &nbsp;After hello, she turned me and in a voice loud enough to be heard by others said. &nbsp;&quot;Mom, she&apos;s not nearly as fat as you said she was&quot;

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  @Sami1165. · 6 months ago (edited)

  I have so many hilarious stories about my son, not so many of my daughter. <br>This is my favorite story about my son. He was 4 years old and we were baptizing my daughter, she was a month old. We&apos;re sitting there &nbsp;and they were beginning the communion part of the service. My son nudged me in the side, &nbsp;and says Mommy I&apos;m thirsty, I said well we&apos;re almost done here, &nbsp;and then I&apos;ll take you to get a drink. He said well I&apos;m thirsty now, and I said, and you&apos;ll be thirsty when we&apos;re done. He sat is there folded his arms across his chest. He was looking around and saw the pedestal with the bowl of Holy water and nudged me again. I looked at him and said what, he pointed to the bowl and said there&apos;s some water, and I said, you can&apos;t drink that. He said why not? Mind you, he&apos;s 4. I said because that&apos;s God&apos;s water, and he said, Well God shares doesn&apos;t He? I said, Yes Cody God shares. What would you like me to do, pull a straw out of my purse, or perhaps I can put the bowl on the floor and you can drink it like a dog? He&apos;s looked at me like those are great ideas. I said when we&apos;re done I&apos;ll take you to get a drink, now knock it off. I forgot to mention that we, my family,, were sitting in the first two pues, and my son and I were in the 1st one and he was sitting on the end. &nbsp;Deacon George ( Who baptized both of my kids) was standing in front of us with the chalice, or cup of wine, people are going through the line for communion, they stopped in front of us and took a sip of wine. My son is sitting there watching, and after about 8 people he steps out of the pue, gets about 2 ft away from George and says, &quot;Excuse me Jesus, may I please have a drink of that?&quot; &nbsp; Without skipping a beat, he looked over at my son, smiled, turned to the person and said, &nbsp;&quot;The body of Christ.&quot; <br>Now, I don&apos;t know if you have ever had to contain laughter, let alone in a church, but it is not easy. 😂 We sat there trying to contain our laughter and we couldn&apos;t. My cousin said, Did he just say Excuse me Jesus? I said Yep. &nbsp;It was hilarious. We laughed so hard. 😂He&apos;s 26 now, and we still laugh about that. Excuse me Jesus. I&apos;m laughing hysterically right now. I hope you got a good laugh from this story. Wishing you all a wonderful and blessed day. ❤😂❤😂

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