Some of the DUMBEST, Funniest, Craziest Family Members! 🥴🥴

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• TA

  @Tahgtahv · 9 days ago

  That would be something if childproof caps work that way. And some caps are really more adult proof than child proof. "You're telling me I have to squeeze opposite edges AND turn at the same time?"

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• SH

  @shamrock4500 · 9 days ago

  My ex son in law when viewing a newborn child, asked "how old are they before their eyes open", like it was a kitten. We all laughed so hard.

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• ST

  @stevegilbert4130 · 9 days ago

  Got an ex sister in law who I conned into wrapping her own Christmas present. Gave her a brick (nicely wrapped of course) once with a noted stating ‘Congratulations you now have a full load’. Took my brother 20 minutes trying to explain to her what it meant. That’s when I realized it should have been 2 bricks. So the next year I did it again.

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• RI

  @rivenoak · 9 days ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CaFdeCdof0&amp;t=230">3:50</a> aside from &quot;brother is dense as eff&quot;: this is a Zen question about the falling tree making a noise if nobody is there to hear it. &nbsp;deep thinking stuff

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• BI

  @BillWilliams-r3r · 5 days ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CaFdeCdof0&amp;t=204">3:24</a> my mom had a sense of humor which I got from her but she said and I quote &quot;by the time I had realized what I had done to the world it was to late to put the rock back&quot;

• MA

  @marksaunderson3042 · 8 days ago

  My entire family, on my sisters side, have this weird idea that if you put an open bottle of fizzy wine (or champagne) in the fridge, and drop a T-spoon in the open top <br> of the bottle it stops it going flat over night.<br><br>No, sillies. Putting it in the fridge does that, the t-spoon does noting. 😅

• JO

  @josepherhardt164 · 7 days ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CaFdeCdof0&amp;t=120">2:00</a> &nbsp;Never ask her about the Wars of the Roses.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CaFdeCdof0&amp;t=194">3:14</a> &nbsp;MacGyvering the ladders: &nbsp;That&apos;s enough for a psych hold, right there.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CaFdeCdof0&amp;t=234">3:54</a> &nbsp;This is why philosophy majors&apos; favorite line is, &quot;Do you want fries with that?&quot;<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CaFdeCdof0&amp;t=258">4:18</a> &nbsp;Now explain to your son what &quot;dropping a dime&quot; on someone means.

• DW

  @DwightStJohn-t7y · 9 days ago

  6;00 I had a client&apos;s wife seriously enquire whether the GREEN eggs I gave her were SAFE to eat. They are both college grads, own two businesses, and are in an agricultural area. But she was not kidding.

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• TA

  @tawnieriekena7 · 3 days ago

  The one person&apos;s friend was lying. No such thing as a 4.75 GPA.

• JO

  @josepherhardt164 · 7 days ago (edited)

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CaFdeCdof0&amp;t=363">6:03</a> &nbsp;Supermarket eggs are made from Soylent Green, didn&apos;t you know?<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CaFdeCdof0&amp;t=431">7:11</a> &nbsp;This would snap a computer technician&apos;s mind.<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CaFdeCdof0&amp;t=477">7:57</a> &nbsp;Mom/dance story: &nbsp;At this point, I&apos;d be demanding a DNA test. &nbsp; <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CaFdeCdof0&amp;t=483">8:03</a> &nbsp;See my <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CaFdeCdof0&amp;t=477">7:57</a> comment.

• DA

  @davidchurch3472 · 9 days ago

  You can&apos;t eat an egg that comes out the butt of a chicken you KNOW ! That would be so embarrassing! They might see you as cannibalistic, even. But supermarket eggs are different, because they come out the butts of ANONYMOUS chickens, so it is not so embarrassing eating the butt-nuggets of an anonymous stranger !

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• BP

  @BP-kx2ig · 7 days ago

  What does ‘egged’ mean?