Garten of Banban is Worse Than You Remember...

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• KE

  @keriirek · 1 year ago

  you forgot, the remote you carry thru the entire game, has more poligons than the ENTIRE MARIO 64 GAME

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• RE

  @remi.fasola · 2 years ago

  the pure hatred that emitted throughout the entire video is absolutely hilarious yet justified. A literal kindergartener could probably play this game without being scared☠☠

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• RO

  @Robsu_AGF · 2 years ago

  I'm studying 3D modeling for game dev, I'm still a beginner at Blender, but I'm making progress. That said, I took some models from this game to study, especially the Captain Fiddles and Banban ones, and let me tell you... I was not ironically disgusted to see these models. So many problems that are so basic that it's not even funny... The simple fact that this game has relevance confuses me...

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• DE

  @dexterity494 · 1 year ago

  Something to know: “kindergarten” is a german word roughly translating to “child garden” or in other words, “where kids go to grow”. I’m assuming either the brothers are German, or thought only including “garten” in the title made it easier to read.

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• EV

  @everlastingdragon4520 · 6 months ago

  Seeing the contrast between Dxtr here and Dxtr now is hilarious.

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• JO

  @johndoe-j5o9m · 1 year ago

  &quot;sharing is caring, your pancreas is mine&quot;<br>is just fucking hilarious

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• TH

  @TheTrueMuffinGhost · 1 year ago (edited)

  I’m not joking but your picture of Jumbo Josh feels like it&apos;d fit a kindergarten more than the actual drawing.

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• DR

  @draconiccrab · 8 months ago

  The fact that Ban Ban has that many poly&apos;s for such a basic design hurts me a lot.

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• KE

  @kevonthedingus1120 · 1 year ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B4gOdfTt7Y&amp;t=354">5:54</a> sorry if i sound like a geek, and i am in no way defending this SLOP of a game, but this makes sense. when i was in kindergarten the vending machines were usually meant to be used by parents or older staff.

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• EV

  @evilguyimback2 · 2 years ago

  Bros not letting the game breathe 💀

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• AC

  @AcGd-f7d · 1 year ago

  It&apos;s funny that the game called Scorn ( which goes for a hyper realistic art style) uses way less polygons than banban

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• PR

  @PreciousTheShinyShuppet · 1 year ago (edited)

  There&apos;s Banban&apos;s poly count, then there&apos;s the poly count of the very drone remote you hold the entire game(s).

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