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A pair of child soldiers discuss war-time strategy

106K views · Apr 4, 2026 · Comedy

Comments · 621

  • @sealsaregood5146 · 5 months ago · pinned

    Uploading seems to have messed up the audio balance a little for which I apologize, I&apos;ve tried fixing it but it remains a problem. I guess they&apos;re both basically children, so differing volumes is to be expected.<br><br>The list of the thinkers referenced is in the description, alongside the time-stamped quick text.

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  • @Astroga159 · 5 months ago

    To think all of this started thanks to 1 guy in the comments who really wanted to see Anakin with his jedi thesis.

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  • @embargovenom9948 · 5 months ago (edited)

    Making me pause the vid to read Ahsoka&apos;s blink-and-you&apos;ll-miss-it dialogue before it gets interrupted, only to have her repeat it word for word a few seconds later.<br>Devious. I feel my expectations absolutely subverted.

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  • @kyte5648 · 5 months ago

    Video idea: a foolish tactical droid and a superior super tactical droid discuss the ethics of using battle droids in war and if doing so should be considered slavery.

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  • @lemonlupinreuben5362 · 5 months ago

    &quot;What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.&quot; -Ki Adi Mundi, apparently

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  • @BlitzwingBop · 5 months ago

    “Lulled into a true sense of security” is one of the craziest lines of all time

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  • @thagomizer4711 · 5 months ago

    Libertarian Ashoka continues to be both completely canon and a complete assassination of the character. What a FASCINATING dichotomy

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  • @booklistener2831 · 5 months ago

    I just realised that when Yoda becomes a Force ghost he will be in his personal hell. Stuck with Obi-Wan and Anakin giving lectures and incapable of shutting them up 😂

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  • @FormerlyDuck · 5 months ago

    Ahsoka&apos;s mental gymnastics are more impressive than Yoda&apos;s physical gymnastics

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  • @homeonegreen9 · 5 months ago

    If Rex is a strategist then Cody needs to be a tactics guy and Fives an atheist who denys the Jedi use the Force.

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  • @axongear9650 · 5 months ago

    Obi Wan yelling &quot;trademark Obi Wan Kenobi all rights reserved&quot; in the background when someone mentions the moral high ground is also the will of the force

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  • @Lyze · 5 months ago

    These two are having two completely different conversations, lol.<br><br>I love Rex&apos;s thinly suppressed hatred of Kenobi.

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