A pair of child soldiers discuss war-time strategy
106K views · Apr 4, 2026 · Comedy
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@sealsaregood5146 · 5 months ago · pinned
Uploading seems to have messed up the audio balance a little for which I apologize, I've tried fixing it but it remains a problem. I guess they're both basically children, so differing volumes is to be expected.<br><br>The list of the thinkers referenced is in the description, alongside the time-stamped quick text.
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@Astroga159 · 5 months ago
To think all of this started thanks to 1 guy in the comments who really wanted to see Anakin with his jedi thesis.
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@embargovenom9948 · 5 months ago (edited)
Making me pause the vid to read Ahsoka's blink-and-you'll-miss-it dialogue before it gets interrupted, only to have her repeat it word for word a few seconds later.<br>Devious. I feel my expectations absolutely subverted.
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@kyte5648 · 5 months ago
Video idea: a foolish tactical droid and a superior super tactical droid discuss the ethics of using battle droids in war and if doing so should be considered slavery.
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@lemonlupinreuben5362 · 5 months ago
"What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women." -Ki Adi Mundi, apparently
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@BlitzwingBop · 5 months ago
“Lulled into a true sense of security” is one of the craziest lines of all time
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@thagomizer4711 · 5 months ago
Libertarian Ashoka continues to be both completely canon and a complete assassination of the character. What a FASCINATING dichotomy
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@booklistener2831 · 5 months ago
I just realised that when Yoda becomes a Force ghost he will be in his personal hell. Stuck with Obi-Wan and Anakin giving lectures and incapable of shutting them up 😂
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@FormerlyDuck · 5 months ago
Ahsoka's mental gymnastics are more impressive than Yoda's physical gymnastics
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@homeonegreen9 · 5 months ago
If Rex is a strategist then Cody needs to be a tactics guy and Fives an atheist who denys the Jedi use the Force.
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@axongear9650 · 5 months ago
Obi Wan yelling "trademark Obi Wan Kenobi all rights reserved" in the background when someone mentions the moral high ground is also the will of the force
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@Lyze · 5 months ago
These two are having two completely different conversations, lol.<br><br>I love Rex's thinly suppressed hatred of Kenobi.
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