Gastor Almonte - Brooklyn Batman - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
3.5M views · Apr 18, 2017 · Comedy
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@standup · 7 years ago · pinned
Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” <a href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI">https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI</a>
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@SmashBrosOdyssey64 · 6 years ago
"You know your father once stabbed somebody over snapple?" is quite possibly the best start to a bit I've ever heard lmao.
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@nayafreesbaum4002 · 7 years ago (edited)
"Y'all crushing this parenting thing btw"...Beautifully adorable story. Props to dad.
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@kuunami · 6 years ago
He's a master at set ups and pay offs. That's how comedy is done right.
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@AsukayaBailey · 7 years ago
"I was Michael Keaton fighting Michael Keaton" - brilliant
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@charlesgordon5156 · 9 years ago
The pay off on that story was worth it. Emotional and humorous... invite him back again
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@TheDukeOfDallas · 6 years ago
"This my daughter's room."<br>"I know, you're welcome."
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@elmanonegrajr.1728 · 7 years ago
" that's the kid who thinks he's Batman " " no that kid is Batman "
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@BugZ595fB · 7 years ago
"... I ain't solve that last one, but I was entertaining enough for Them to end it amicably" 😂😂😂
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@noelle2654 · 6 years ago
That's amazing. "Just make sure my son never wants to hang out with you". That's love right there.
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@cadinjones6891 · 8 years ago
Mexican got on boots
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@bonibontv7374 · 7 years ago
"This whole time I wanted to be batman but turns out I'm Alfred "<br>That shit is hilarious man.
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