This Weirdo Got Cooked
8.7M views · Mar 29, 2026 · Entertainment
Comments · 28K
@Eighty4prcnt · 5 months ago
Second woman was READY for him to talk shit, she dropped the 20 kill streak "you can't unkiss your brother" nuke. She's a catch
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@tEkn0d3th · 5 months ago (edited)
He doesn't care about having a real conversation with these girls. He just wants to go back home so he can kiss his brother.
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@CeeHoff · 4 months ago
"I can get them fixed.... but you can't unkiss your brother."<br><br>This is no longer cooking, this is deep frying.
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@Am_Hour · 3 months ago
He is named fly because nobody likes them and he has a 5 second memory span
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@SolidArrow13 · 6 months ago
His mannerisms remind me of a 6 year old little kid trying to explain something to his mom.
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@ungrossocaccone · 6 months ago
she looks like she'd been planning making fun of him like that for years and im 100% rooting for her
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@Aestheticchickennugget · 6 months ago
He’s pushing all the girls away because he isn’t ready to break up with his brother yet
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@aron7389 · 1 month ago
And i thought my charisma was bad 😂
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@azazel3157 · 6 months ago
If I was that woman, in the floral dress, who immediately got rejected I’d snap back with the line “it’s because I don’t look like your brother isn’t it?”.
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@lu-ke6g8207 · 5 months ago
bro looks like a public bathroom
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@emzz_.17 · 4 months ago
"i don't like your name'<br>boy youre named after a literal insect 😭
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@sumrandom14 · 1 month ago
He's got 2 brains cells fighting for 3rd place and everyones losing
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