How To Survive A Donkey Kong Attack

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• BE

  @betchaos7383 · 3 years ago

  Donkey Kong is the only animal coney couldn't survive because donkey kong has no tail for coney to grab, twirl around his head and throw

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• CM

  @cmattss4 · 2 years ago

  &quot;So Pangolins are the second most trafficked animals in the world and Poachers-&quot;<br>Coney barely listening: &quot;awww I want a pangolin&quot;

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• CG

  @cg5380 · 3 years ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RcAxjux1LA&amp;t=769">12:49</a> The chatter who said &quot;WOW. You need to burn everything to get me WOW.&quot; is very funny

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• DR

  @dr.ninjake · 3 years ago

  One of my favorite stories about humans being introduced to animals is that supposedly when Lewis &amp; Clark were exploring the Louisiana “Purchase”, one of the indigenous tribes they had been communicating with warned them about bears, and clarified that their weapons couldn’t do shit to a grizzly bear. Lewis and Clark, unsurprisingly, decided that advice was optional because theyd never seen an animal that could take a muzzle loaded round. They fucked around. They found out.

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• DE

  @DesTr069 · 3 years ago (edited)

  Actual, factual true story: my orthodontist has actually fought a polar bear and lived. He has received the Canadian medal of honour, you can look him up, Dr Eric Fortier. Actual Gigachad, and a very nice guy too

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• TI

  @TikiBadgerSSBU · 3 years ago

  Imagine needing matchup knowledge for bear attacks

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• BY

  @byrontheusurper6505 · 3 years ago

  Coney being a contrarian on capybaras and quakkas, he despises mainstream opinions, truly the hipster of the smash scene

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• TH

  @theaa47 · 3 years ago

  If, theoretically speaking, you had to compare the strength of a gorilla to a number of adult humans, how many people worth of strength would you say a single gorilla has? I need to know!

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• LA

  @lampsonmcstand6150 · 3 years ago

  &quot;imagine you&apos;re in a forest and a polar bear pops up&quot; Id be expecting a plane crash, a smoke monster, and a disappointing afterlife if that happened

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• TH

  @TheSaltedSalmon · 3 years ago

  That Mr. Beast bit got me so weak dude

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• FE

  @FeeshUnofficial · 3 years ago

  NO CONEY YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE AN ORCA IN CAPTIVITY! Every single orca ever in captivity was depressed. The only fatal attacks ever from orcas were in captivity. Orcas are highly socially intelligent and are supposed to live in a HUGE habitat. You don&apos;t want to be an orca in captivity

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• BY

  @byrontheusurper6505 · 3 years ago

  One of my cats was like a second mother to me, she was there when I cried as a baby, she taught me some life lessons, she was the best. An absolute menace to society if she wanted to be and a fighter like no other cat I&apos;ve ever seen, even taking on foxes when she already got older, but I loved her a lot. I miss that cat so much!

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