CyberSmith: The Tumblr Human Pet Guy Explained

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  @VinluvAntonHandesbukia · 2 years ago

  Weird how he can be anti public breast feedings to having a human pet in public. Like he can allow mutilated lobotomized slaves but a woman breast feeding on the outside is too far.

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  @WTFisTingispingis · 2 years ago

  What gets me is his facial hair. That handlebar absolutely belongs on a monarchist.

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  @averagesizedperson · 2 years ago

  Hi. I&apos;m An Average Sized Person. I made this guy famous and I am sorry.<br><br>To people wondering if this guy is real or not: he is absolutely genuine. He harassed a Jewish mutual of mine off the site by being anti-semitic.

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  @cbeckborealis · 2 years ago

  This dude has the psychology of a Batman villain. IRL Professor Pyg

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  @orionbarnes1733 · 2 years ago

  The fact that he not only says &quot;heck it all&quot; but also CENSORS HIMSELF SAYING IT tells me plenty about this absolute goofball

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  @thatstockin · 2 years ago

  If you think about it the ‘human pets’ he described definitely belong in a psychological horror concept. Like, that’s gotta be seriously the most horrific thing you could do to a person ever

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  @dbensdrawinvids8390 · 2 years ago

  The way he acts gives me old school troll vibes, but anyone who commits to the bit this hard is unhinged for real.

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  @_tyler32 · 2 years ago

  It’s fucking insane to use the ”it’s not harming you” excuse when the thing he’s referring to is a mutilated HUMAN PET which is obviously a fetish, aswell as definitely a human rights violation but ohh when a woman needs to feed her baby in public suddenly it’s the most terrifying thing a person could ever witness. What happened to the kids, traumatized war veterans and elders?!!! Think for a moment to figure out what they would be most disturbed seeing in public 😭😭

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  @thefandomdoe · 2 years ago

  what is with this dude and severing tendons and just mutilating people???

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  @saywhaat595 · 2 years ago (edited)

  This guy is like an irl version of SCP-3288 just without the acute hyperdontia and superhuman strength.

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  @kolonarulez5222 · 2 years ago

  This guy is literally the main character from Human Centipede 2. It&apos;s eerie how much is in common here.

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  @unsaltedtoast · 2 years ago

  my favourite thing about this guy is that he types as if he&apos;s a walking dictionary as if to make his points seem more valid, but tumblr users associate him so strongly with the label &apos;human pet guy&apos; that it doesn&apos;t even matter. he could write an entire paragraph in this faux intellectual style and somebody will respond with a simple &apos;aren&apos;t you the human pet guy?&apos; and they have won the argument

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