The Skyrim Speedrun to murder all the Jarls

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  @links-gut-versifftergrunme1809 · 4 years ago

  Just imagine being in the throne room, some homless looking guy with no real aromour runs arround and mumbling epeatadly <i>&quot;where is the Jarl? Where is the Jarl?</i> just before the Jarl gets assasinated.

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  @Yusuf-br8vz · 4 years ago (edited)

  Imperials: <b>Accidentally arrests Dragonborn</b><br>Dragonborn: <b>Kills all the regional leaders in 20 minutes</b>

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  @tyhrikh · 4 years ago

  Gotta love Skyrim&apos;s justice system.<br>Illegally crossing the border: Death.<br>Murder one of the Jarls: A few days in jail.

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  @jackalhead7433 · 4 years ago

  A stranger approaches the Jarl with flaming hands<br>Irileth: Ok you can pass through

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  @zeropolicy7456 · 3 years ago

  One man achieved what the Thalmor and Empire couldn&apos;t with nothing but a physics-defying horse, a loincloth, and a dream. And he did it before lunch. Truly inspiring.

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  @thefatherfuego9149 · 4 years ago

  The npcs in this speed run probably heard the craziest news in their city. Crazed magic flame man quickly murdering jarls and then (for whatever reason) surrendering to go to jail to sleep

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  @ghostguyhi · 4 years ago

  “We robbed an old lady using tomatoes” is probably the best thing I’ve heard in a while.

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  @12packersfan · 4 years ago

  Most assassination plots: <b>involve complex plans with dozens of factors</b><br><br>Doug: <b>just walks in and deep fries everyone</b>

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  @taylorladouceur849 · 4 years ago

  Doug: Kills the Jarl. <br><br>Guards when they arrest him: &quot;By order of the Jarl&quot;

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  @waldeinsamkeit3 · 3 years ago

  I forgot that &apos;Jarl&apos; meant what it does and assumed it was a race at first and thought this man was gonna speedrun a genocide in under 15 min

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  @willhornsby206 · 4 years ago

  Theres still 9 more jarls to kill. Every jarl has a replacement because of the civil war questline. So you have to kill 18 jarls

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  @ookami-chan3328 · 4 years ago

  &quot;By order of the Jarl, stop right there&quot;<br><br>&quot;You mean the one I just incinerated?&quot;<br><br>&quot;Y-yeah...&quot;<br><br>&quot;OK, take me to jail&quot;

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