28 Minutes of Offensive Goons Moments!

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  @Scottysvlog69 · 10 months ago · pinned

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  @the_keegster · 10 months ago

  You guys need to watch the video where the Goons just talk about crabs for an entire session

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  @dragonfan36 · 10 months ago

  The main thing that kills lobsters besides predation is actually their shell not being able to molt but otherwise yes they are basically immortal

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  @deaglehawkings2543 · 10 months ago

  I like it when Marcel is trying sooo hard to not laugh at any of the racist jokes

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  @chloefaye5227 · 10 months ago

  We had to read Tom Sawyer out loud in 8th grade. Now that it’s been over a decade I’ve had time to reflect and it’s absolutely wild that our teacher had a class full of white kids saying the N word out loud at school 😭

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  @jaypg728 · 10 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Km68HObnIM&amp;t=1069">17:49</a> you can see exactly when marcel googled it lol

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  @ikkenoåse · 10 months ago

  Lobsters do die from several things, but not aging, thats true. However, they keep growing, and at a certain point they become so big that molting their shell becomes extremely difficult, which often leads to them not being able to molt into a shell thats big enough, and they die from that.

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  @DrEpicPhD · 10 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Km68HObnIM&amp;t=547">9:07</a> Quantum immortality be like

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  @squallyUV · 9 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Km68HObnIM&amp;t=1289">21:29</a> killed me. I couldn&apos;t breathe. It&apos;s the one song that is somehow ALWAYS playing when you&apos;re swapping through the radio on GTA5 and you pass the Hispanic channel. That, coupled with the fact that they&apos;re talking about an Otamatone, but referring to it as a sperm is absolutely outrageous.

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  @Boomken76 · 10 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Km68HObnIM&amp;t=559">9:19</a> functionally ageless but mortal.

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  @firstnamelastname7124 · 10 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Km68HObnIM&amp;t=208">3:28</a> 11 billion missing somethings

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  @TheMoonHaunts · 10 months ago

  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Km68HObnIM&amp;t=116">1:56</a> &nbsp;Yeah, Craig

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