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53K views · Jul 13, 2026 · Comedy

Comments · 173

  • @Augustso_Spoons · 2 months ago

    no one is doing this

    375

  • @VilebloodGirlie · 2 months ago

    Kudos for the stealth Lindsey Graham edit

    180

  • @FreebirthBoccara · 2 months ago

    I am very disappointed that they did not predict lindsey grahms death in the gay ranking.....

    89

  • @Angularrex · 2 months ago

    this ones for lindsay

    159

  • @onedcdame · 2 months ago

    &quot;Oh, self-loathing!&quot;<br>&quot;Yeah, Charlotte.&quot;<br><br>the speed at which Patrick is able to roast Charlotte is unbelievable

    22

  • @FrizzyMcDizzyAZ · 2 months ago

    The best thing about astrogoblin is that you can start the video at any point and its fine. Loop it even. Still makes no sense. I love it

    17

  • @Mortal_Jackson · 2 months ago

    The makeup looks great! Patrick looks so much younger.

    35

  • @Bryandan1elson · 2 months ago

    “There’s a Jimmy Neutron episode that predicted all this”- AstroBobby Baccalieri

    25

  • @thequiethylian · 2 months ago

    Talked about McGregor and his knee explodes.

    17

  • @yeety853 · 2 months ago

    I thought the notification said &quot;We Ate Each Other&quot; and it didn&apos;t surprise me

    85

  • @rahjahknows · 2 months ago

    I&apos;m expecting the Calender Children book series tierlist any day now

    22

  • @believeinmatter · 2 months ago (edited)

    I watched the Bayou Patrick compilation a couple days ago and cannot stop doing the accent to myself lol

    60

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