Even More Unusual Last Meals and Words

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  @no64256 · 4 years ago

  Shout-outs to St. Lawrence. He gave two middle fingers to (what I assume to be) one of the most powerful men on earth during the time, donated all the churches riches to the poor, and had the fucking balls to shout out a joke as he was tortured to death. That man wasn&apos;t just given the title of a saint, <b>he fucking earned it</b>

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  @OverlySarcasticProductions · 4 years ago

  The best part of the St Lawrence story is that, up until a few years ago, his annual feast day was celebrated outside the St Lawrence church in Florence with a communal BARBECUE.<br>-B

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  @HoV326 · 4 years ago (edited)

  Ironically, that last guy who went, &quot;I&apos;m done on this side. Turn me over.&quot; would eventually become the patron saint of cooks. Nice to know the Vatican has a sense of humor.

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  @RobertJ.Linder · 4 years ago

  I&apos;m still in love with the fact that Roald Dahl&apos;s last words were &quot;ow fuck&quot;

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  @greggorytame6672 · 4 years ago

  &quot;Capping machines are cool&quot; -last words of unidentified Florida man before being beaten to death

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  @Nobody_Special310 · 4 years ago

  Huggbees is the filling machine of our hearts.

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  @sagoot · 4 years ago (edited)

  &quot;It looks like we&apos;re going to have to pressure Gyles until he cooperates with us&quot;<br>&quot;Alright, how?&quot;<br>&quot;I said we PRESSURE him&quot;

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  @KingPugula · 4 years ago

  This isn&apos;t a joke. My father died in 2014, his last words were 100% fitting to his personality. He was in a hospital bed and said &nbsp;&quot;Fuck this shit hole fucking place.&quot; I was proud to be his son in the moment.

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  @festeringintelect4737 · 4 years ago

  James Dean lived by the motto, &quot; live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse.&quot; By the account I read, his last words were, &quot;that guy has to stop. He&apos;s seen us,&quot; in reference to the driver of another car. A few seconds later, the two cars collided, Dean&apos;s moving at a high rate of speed. In the end, he lived fast and died young, but his corpse was kind of a mess.

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  @simonikonnikov · 4 years ago

  He wears glasses to hide his tears while he is talking about the joke he missed

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  @knightofendor8384 · 4 years ago

  It should be noted St. Lorence is a patron saint of cooking. Which is wonderfully ironic.

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  @eyeonsquatch · 4 years ago

  It takes great strength owning up to your mistakes. I admire your bravery and courage to stand up and admit fault in front of billions of viewers. A man who lived in pursuit of personal growth, we&apos;ll write it on your tombstone.

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